It's that time of year for seniors. Graduation is right around the corner, and we've done everything: ordered caps and gowns, double and triple-checked our apply-to-graduate form, and planned our senior week itinerary down to the last minute. As much as we love college, there is a part of us that just really wants the festivities to begin and the mundanity of classes and homework to go away.
That's called "senioritis."
It's a disease that develops when seniors stop caring about their classes and are too anxious for the next step to focus on anything trivial. The cast of "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"understands. As the days go on, we being to feel more and more antsy and sarcastic like the forever-child, Kimmy. Here are some signs you've got a bad case of senioritis:
1. You start being blatantly honest to your professors when they ask if you did the reading.
2. You can't handle even the tiniest obligation.
3. Your diet's gone out the window.
4.You start sharing unsolicited sage advice to underclassmen.
5. You're so old that you've forgotten all the hip words kids are saying these days.
6. You often find yourself drifting off into a sea of missed opportunities and regrets from the last four years.
7. You've become increasingly withered looking.
8. But you walk around like everything's fine.
9. When really you're just an all-around hot mess.
10. But the thing that keeps you going is that zero obligations is just around the corner.
Until you enter the real world, that is. So hang in there, fellow seniors-- the end is nigh for better or for worse.
