Senior year is here. If your graduation time is coming up soon you know better than anyone else the pressures of the last year. Spending as much time with friends, squeezing in things to put on your resume, school, and thinking about your post-grad plans, it's all too much. For those of you that are currently enduring the struggles of senior year: this one is for you.
Well, it's the start of the year, so don't waste any time getting your squad together
You don't have much time together, so make it last.
And it's your last year, so make sure you get as many pictures as possible to later cherish the good times you had
...and to collect photographic evidence that you had friends in college.
And don't you dare leave out any squad pics
Without those squad pics, where would your Insta be today?
Since you're a senior you're so over the whole "class" thing and will look for any excuse not to go
Absolutely any excuse whatsoever.
And after 4 years, you're so over the crowded hallways and frequent campus tours
You've become too bitter with age.
Because senioritis is here and midterms are closer than you think
Better have those excuses ready because you'll definitely forget to do an assignment
Or two. Or three. Or four. You know what, you don't even need that elective.
But at least you can always rely on those loving calls from home
So loving, so kind, and so frequent now that you live in constant fear of adulthood.
And if you haven't already, you've been thinking about adopting that dog you've always wanted to
I mean you're basically an adult and adults have babies so why not visit your local shelter just for a looksee?
And it really kicks in how old you are when your younger friends drag you to a frat party
The illusion is shattered: they're nothing like the movies and natty light does not get better with time. It just doesn't.
But eventually you get into it
I mean, after a few natty's I guess any party can get bomb.
Like really into it
Ok, so after the natty's and some hunch punch you forget how old you are and just go with it.
Especially any party holiday
It's your last college Halloween, Memorial day, Arbor day, etc.: live it up.
And if you've managed to stay single, the pressure is on to have one last fling before grad
You may even be open to Tinder now (as if you weren't before).
But you'll most likely end up doing what you do best
So if you ended up getting a furry friend from your local shelter, odds are that's who you'll be cuddling up to at night.
And if any of your friends even mention how close you are to graduating...
Ja'mie said it best.
