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Senior Superlatives For 'The Bachelor' Class Of 2017

As we go on, we remember, all the times we've had together.

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Senior Superlatives For 'The Bachelor' Class Of 2017
Alanna Kouri

Another great season has come and gone. We have seen contestants laugh, cry, take off their clothes and put on shark suits. Between Bachelorette spoilers and cheese pasta, it has been quite the season so we- I - felt it was only necessary to predict where our fellow contestants may be post-Bachelor. Without further ado, I present to you, The Bachelor's Class of 2017.


Most Likely To Kill Via Death Stare: Taylor

Best Hair: Vanessa

Also, Most Likely To Marry Nick but let's give it time.

Most... Honest: Raven


Tell me more. *Details entire past relationship on national TV* Wait, maybe less.

Most Likely To Play A Disney Princess: Sarah

Exhibit A.

If you put that to music, you have half of a Disney song.

Exhibit B.

No average human cries with such class.

Most Likely To Key Your Car: Kristina

Most Likely To Be On Bachelor In Paradise: Lacey

Do I hear a Lace and Grant round two?

Most Likely To Buy Herself Her Own Engagement Ring: Jasmine G

If anyone will just take matters into her own hands, it's going to be Jasmine G. For a visual, just imagine Nick's neck is "matters".

Most Likely To Steal Your Man: Liz

It's all in the dedication, drive and flick of the wrist when you're pushing other girls out of the way.

Class Clown: Alexis

"I'm a sha dolphin." Oh, Alexis.

Most Likely To Live At Home Forever: Corrine

But can you really blame her? If I had no chores, cheese pasta and a Raquel, I'm not confident I would ever leave.

Most Likely To Be Napping: Also Corrine


Again, no hate, girl. I mean, WWALD? What Would Abraham Lincoln do, am I right?

Most Likely To Be Kicked Off Dancing With The Stars: Still Corrine

Even Kim K. was kicked off of dancing with the stars so don't feel bad, Corinne.

Most Likely To Succeed: Rachel


In life, on the Bachelorette, in motivational speaking. Who knows? Rachel is all kinds of goals.

Most Likely To Be On Bachelor Class of 2030: Nick


You never know.

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