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18 Things Every Bobcat Must Do Before Graduation

An innovative list for the almost-grads.

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18 Things Every Bobcat Must Do Before Graduation
Molly James

Seniors. I'm about to get very real with you right now. The semester is halfway over and you have less than two months to complete bonging a beer on Bong Hill, taking a picture with Rufus or whatever else is on that vanilla bucket list of yours. While I'm confident that you have done some daring things throughout your four (or five if you're really doing things right) years of being a Bobcat, I think it's time to spice things up a bit. Consider this innovative list as my gift to you almost-grads.


1. Make out with a townie


2. Walk of shame through a campus tour

Bonus points if you're wearing his clothes and holding yours.


3. Skinny dip in the Hocking River


4. Make a scene in public while waiting for your drunk food


5. Listen to the name of the person standing next to you at the bar, so you can add your drinks to their tab


6. Tell off the girl you hate in the middle of the Crystal

Throwing drinks is strongly encouraged.


7. Go to your Capstone class really drunk


8. Have a pledge take an exam for you

There's no way your professor actually remembers you, anyway.


9. Sneak alcohol into Alden while you're pulling an all-nighter


10. Ice your house mom


11. Tell your hot professor how you really feel


12. Purposely get the lowest GPA you've ever gotten the semester before you graduate

Say it with me now... "Cs get degrees."


13. Act like a total idiot in a fest video


14. Complete every Court Street food challenge in one night


15. Go to Courtside completely sober



16. Go on bar shuffle in your Greek letters

Sorry, Nationals!


17. Say "yes" to naps and "no" to day drinking

Y'all, I'm just kidding. Literally, don't do any of these things. (Or do. Whatever.)

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