It's right around this time of year that things might be getting rough for some of us. We haven't seen the sun anymore, we lost what little patience we had for studying around the beginning of February, and you may feel like your social life has slipped into a rut. You might be feeling like a bit of a grouch, or maybe even worse, like a bit of a Lucille Bluth, a character who is the very epitome of the cynical apathy that the months of January through March bring out in all of us.
1. When your professor asks you about the reading you've long since been blowing off.
2. Remembering that spring break is right around the corner.
3. And then also realizing that your college years (aka the prime of your life) are slipping away and before you know it you're gonna be a real adult in the real world.
4. Dancing at parties and forgetting to care if you look cool or more like an ostrich having a seizure.
5. Then going to class the next morning like an ostrich that got run over by a car because daily showers are for people who care.
6. The look you give your parents when they ask you what you're doing for the summer in a tone that suggests you're not supposed to spend it with your good friends, Netflix and ice cream.
7. Insisting to your friends that you didn't cheat on your business ethics test.
8. Completely losing the motivation to go to the dining hall for food and settling for a subpar meal of PB&J in bed.
9. When your friend makes the absurd suggestion that you should try to get your lives together and maybe go to the library instead of starting a third hour of "The Bachelor."
10. Scoffing at your mom's suggestion that it's time to scale back on going out.
11. Actually realizing that your mom was right and you hate people so it's time to become a hermit.
12. Getting bored enough in a week to forget about being a hermit.
13. Watching people, who aren't smart enough to figure out that nothing really matters anymore, stress about school and work and their social lives.