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Second Semester As Told By The Golden Globes

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Jan 25, 2016

Second Semester As Told By The Golden Globes

We know it all too well already. All-nighters, whether that's actually in the library, or that's just where you told your parents you are. Well, welcome back to another semester full of them. Here are some typical second semester moments, as told by the 73rd Annual Golden Globes. Good luck to all of you, and may the curve be ever in your favor!

1. When you check the syllabus and you don't have any tests on Fridays

That means that Thirsty Thursday is about to get a lot more fun

2. When you have to pretend to laugh at your professors jokes

Your jokes seriously suck, but if this counts as participation, I might have to bring can laughter.

3. When you see someone in your class you just really don’t want to see.

Ugh it's tough for me to see you on my Newsfeed, let alone sit in class with you for almost an hour.

4. When you think you did great on the test, and then you got it back…

Mom: "How did you do, sweetie?!" Me: "I think I did well!!" [Next day.] "Hi, Mom...."

5. When you remember what you did the night before

Omg, HAHAHAH this picture, I'm dying...

6. When the professor sees you on your phone

[Quickly shuffles stuff to pretend you was doing something else.]

7. When you and your friend missed class and have no idea what is going on

True story, one time a kid in my art class didn't know the teacher switched the final because he skipped the last two classes and he saw me studying one morning on the bus, and he asked me when our final was. It was ten minutes later.....

8. When there’s a cute boy in your class

Don't worry, soon enough, you'll find out he's a weirdo, or he's taken... happens to the best of us.

9. When someone told you won’t pass the class without a textbook

You can save 15 percent or more by just not buying the textbook

10. When you remember its cold outside

I don't know what's worse, this class or the thought of having to bundle up again

11. When you need to tell your brain to chill out during class

One thought at a time!

12. When you are peer-reviewing someone else’s paper

He used the word "Batrachomyomachy..." OK, there is NO chance he actually wrote this...

13. When you realize you forgot to submit your assignment

"Oh I'm sure the teacher will understand" [Thinks realistically for one minute.] Oh no...

14. When someone is standing behind you waiting for you to pack up

WALK AROUND ME. Now that I see you're waiting, I'm taking my time.

15. When you remember how long you have until football season

Take me back to fall...

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

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1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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