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8 Symptoms Of Seasonal Depression As Told By The Office

Feeling irritable? Miserable? Sleep Deprived? Well my friend, you may be suffering from seasonal depression.

 Casie Weidinger
Sep 18, 2017
Rhode Island College
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8 Symptoms Of Seasonal Depression As Told By The Office
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Uh oh, It’s that time of year again folks.

It’s sad to say one of the happiest seasons of the year is coming to a quick end. I personally think it's a cruel and unusual punishment to only have three months of pure sun and bliss. But regardless of the popular vote, the chilly mornings, sweltering afternoons and frigid nights are rolling in. And into seasonal depression, we sink. Do you feel it? Well, if you're unsure, it seems the only people who can relate to this overbearing condition are America's favorite office workers. So here are 8 symptoms of seasonal depression that only the office can accurately portray.

1. Lack of Energy

Feeling bogged down? One class and four hours of work have you physically and mentally drained? Yup… a nap has never been more anticipated.

2. Weakened Immune System

Staying up all night binge watching your favorite shows and conquering a treacherous day on a mere five hours of sleep immediately puts you into a coma and I mean basically, you're dying of the everyday cold.

3. Sleeping Issues

Midnight: Wide Awake

2 a.m.: Ready to party

9 a.m.: Zombie Apocalypse

3 p.m.: Drooling on your work desk

4. Alcohol Abuse

Fun Fact: Tequila is our sixth food group.

5. Irritability

Touch me and I’ll kill you.

6. Overeating and Gaining Weight

Wait, you're telling me I can't hibernate in my room with two tins of Pringles, leftover pizza and Ben & Jerry’s?

7. Social and Relationship Issues

Hi, my names lone wolf. How can I help you?

8. Lack of Concentration

What's for dinner? Wait I had a reading to do for class? Drinks this Thursday? HEY STEVE!

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