"It's Valentine's Day!"

Nope, pretty sure it's just February 14th. Maybe it's because I'm single, or maybe it's because I literally couldn't care about anything less than this "love" day, but why does everyone get so extremely hyped up?! I'm not bitter, and I'm certainly not jealous, I just don't understand ALL of the appeal. Why in the world would I want my boyfriend to spend real money, actual dollar bills, on a cheesy card for me for Valentine's Day when we could spend that money getting an actual cheesy pizza. Plus, the dozen roses (that are expensive and die after a few days), the little chocolates (that I can eat in one sitting and then get sad over because they're gone already), and all the pink hearts (I hate pink) floating around are enough to make me want to vomit everywhere. And don't even get me started on the flipagrams and the boomerangs and all the pictures that are going to end up on social media for this day. Goodness gracious it's like couples have never ever cared about each other before except on this one day of the entire year. As if we haven't already seen you and your boyfriend/girlfriend hugging or kissing or being cute on your other 792653 instagram pictures. Can we please just chill with that for a hot second because I'm already starting to classify Valentine's Day as "National Don't Go On Social Media Day" just to avoid seeing all of this love.

But in all honesty, I don't really care what you all post. If you're having fun with your significant other and it's literally the best day of your life, post away. I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to complain about it.