It's that beautiful time of the year again when the roses are in bloom, the dresses are low cut, and there's more craziness than any other reality show (since Jersey Shore left the air). Yes, I am talking about "The Bachelor," and boy do we have a group this season. These are my official predictions (this list does not include women eliminated the first episode):

My Final Four:

1. Rachel

She's an attorney, and she got the first impression rose. Smart and nice. Good sign.

2. Raven

Owns a boutique and loves her family. Seems really normal.

3. Danielle M.

If you didn't think her first time meeting Nick was the cutest thing in the world, you're wrong. She's definitely one to look out for.

4. Danielle L.

I don't know, I just have a feeling about her. I think Nick is going to like her.

My Most Crazy Girls:

1. Alexis

I don't know what this show is doing, but it seems to have a pattern of picking the people with the weirdest jobs. Hipster, erectile dysfunction specialist, aspiring dolphin trainer. Props to her though for staying in that costume all night.

And it was a shark costume.

2. Jasmine G.

Yes, please cry to us about how you're not used to not being the center of every man's attention and not being the prettiest girl in the room. My eyes rolled so far back into my head I went blind for a good minute.

3. Liz

There's just something about having sex with a man and waiting eights months to see if he remembers you that is just so exciting, right?! No, Liz, it is not exciting if he doesn't. It is an insult.

Plus, you wouldn't give him your phone number, so I don't really think you deserve to be there.

And My Prediction For Who Will Be Most Hated:

1. Corinne

I have a feeling all the girls in the house are going to hate her, as well as all of Bachelor Nation. For one, you don't get to say you run a multi-million dollar company if you are the daughter of the owner. Not how that works. Two, you shouldn't make your nanny get you cucumber snacks. She's not a servant. Three, you just don't make out with a guy you've known for an hour. I'm just putting that out there.

Bonus:

My Favorite Outfit: