This guy was discovered on MySpace. Somebody tell my mother Twitter fame isn't an absurd career path, I'm trying.

If you haven’t yet seen Taylor Swift’s new music video, I don’t know where the heck you’ve been, but watch it and then return to this. Without a single ounce of shame in my body, I can say that ever since I saw this music video Monday afternoon, it has consumed my life. 

I think the first and only thing we need to discuss is how Taylor’s "Blank Space" co-star, some sexy man sent from above, should be Christian Grey. 

Naturally, I did some digging. Not stalking guys, I swear, it's all in the name of research.

Ladies, meet Sean O’Pry. A 25-year-old Georgia native. At 6'1" with dark hair and blue eyes, he's everything a girl could want. Not sold? I'll give you a few more reasons...

1. He kind of freaks me out a little and it’s so intriguing. Those eyes, those lips... 

2. He's a mama's boy and it is S'CUTE.

3. His topless photos are a thousand times better than Kim's (sorry Kim, but your a$$ is so 2007). I mean, his abs are literally breaking my internet.

4. He's a total jock (like the good kind). In high school, he played football and basketball.

5. He's funny on social media.

If you would like to stalk this man's life ,as I now do, his Instagram and Twitter handles are: @seanopry55.

Also, I plan to send a strongly-worded e-mail to whoever denied him of being Christian Grey because that is just wrong on so many levels.

Whatever. I just bought an Atlanta Braves hat and I’m moving to Georgia.

Photos courtesy of Kurt Markus for Vogue Hommes International