We’ve all heard by now that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are officially broken up. The two called off their nine-year relationship this past August when photos went public of Disick running his hand down his stylist’s back. It seemed like the final straw for Kourtney, so she decided that it was best for her and her three kids to end a relationship that wasn’t healthy. If you're familiar with "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," you know that the moments for Scott leading up to this point haven’t been the prettiest. But, as a fan, you have always been rooting for the two. Scott, I know you’ve made plenty of mistakes over the years, but please, for the love of "KUWTK," let this be your last. I know you have a hectic schedule and all, so I went ahead and wrote your apology letter. When you’re ready, just copy, paste, and print.

Dear Kourtney (aka Doll aka Bug),

Remember when I met you at a house party in Mexico almost 10 years ago? I liked you but you thought I was annoying. Remember when I started dating you before "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and remember how we were the only couple to last through all ten seasons? Remember when Khloe used to hate me, but now we are actually best friends? Remember when we had Mason and I was so scared but you got me through it? Remember when I fixed up the rain gutter at the old house like the guy from "The Notebook?" Remember when we prank-called Kris as Todd Craines and it was, hands down, the funniest moment to date? Remember the times I made you laugh with my New York sense of humor? Remember how we stuck by each other for nine years through thick and thin? But more importantly, remember that I have always loved you and always will because you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Love you, Doll.

The Lord

Kourtney and Scott, I think I speak for everyone here. Please get back together because we need more of this.