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First Week Of School As Told By Bob's Burgers

"This is the longest hour of my life."

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First Week Of School As Told By Bob's Burgers
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With college back in session, it's time to start new classes and reflect on what we've learned over the summer. Or just watch more Bob's Burgers. Probably the last one.

1) When someone talks about fall and you're still on summer time

2) Walking into your first class

3) Walking out of your first class

4) When your professor asks why you're late

Come on, I'm only going to try to look good the first week

5) When your professors just keep piling homework

6) When your professor makes you tell the class about yourself


7) When the syllabus is clear but the professor isn't

8) When you can already tell this requirement class is a joke

9) When you try to joke with your prof but they're a hardo

10) When someone asks "What's your problem?" after classes

11) When all these freshmen are happy about their 101 classes

12) When everyone goes out and you're too wiped but it's cool because your friends get you

13) A month after being back at college

14) Finally, college, in an image

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