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Back To School Thoughts As Told By Salem From Sabrina The Teenage Witch

"I'd rather get locked in the dishwasher again."

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Back To School Thoughts As Told By Salem From Sabrina The Teenage Witch
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Yeah, yeah. This topic is cliche... especially this week. However, there has never been more of an embodiment of a college student going back to school than Salem, the pet talking cat in Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

1. Before you buy all your book and back to school things:

You're finally relieved because you made so much money from working over the summer.

2. After:

Books are expensive and somethings you just can't resist buying for the dorm room.

3. When you're so excited to get back to school because you're bored.

Being at home can sometimes be... boring. College has a diverse range of possibilities.

4. The night before you move out and you have to ask your parents a ton of packing questions:

My mom wanted me to go away because I was asking so many questions! DO WE HAVE MORE STAPLES?

5. When you have to pack everything you own:

Anyone would rather be hanging out with their friends from home.

6. When you're the first one to move in and you don't care what bed you get:

Not everyone has a bed preference.

7. After you're done moving in and you look in the mirror:

Move in is sweaty and exhausting.

8. When you're proud of your sweet room set up:


For some people, decorating a college dorm and doing it well is something to be proud of!

9. When your parents leave:

You'll miss your parents everyone once in a while and vice-versa.

10. When the partiers emerge the night of move in:

11. When you experience practically unlimited food with meal points:

It certainly doesn't feel like you're spending money!

12. When you stay up late the night before classes start and you have a 9 a.m.

Waking up is the worst part!

13. When you needed the textbook on the first day and weren't told:

Dang it!

14. When you're taking a class you know you'll probably hate:

Those are usually the required classes you couldn't get out of even if you tried.

16. When you're taking that impossibly hard class:

BUT, you would have had to take it eventually!

17. When you've been home for so long that you can almost hear your mother's voice when you're doing something you know you shouldn't:


... but you do it anyways because you're in college!

18. When you come in contact with some students younger than you:

In reality, you were probably just like them.

19. Even know college can be hard... It's some of the best years of your life. So smile like you're not buried in homework:


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