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17 Christmas Gifts To Give The Schitt’s Creek Diehard Fan That Are ‘Simply The Best’

So who's going to get me a Moira Rose vocabulary calendar?

Jennifer Kustanovich

Dec 10, 2020

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17 Christmas Gifts To Give The Schitt’s Creek Diehard Fan That Are ‘Simply The Best’

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I have been obsessed with the Rose family since Season 1 of "Schitt's Creek," and my mom is fully convinced that I am a little bit Alexis. My quarantine mood depended on the hilarious sitcom and lighthearted one-liners. The character growth, inspirational fashion, and progressive community just touch the surface as to why this show is untouchable.

From stocking stuffers to eight days of Hannukah gifts to everything in between, here are 17 gifts to give the "Schitt's Creek" diehard:

1. A very "schitty" coloring book

Color your anxiety way for $16.00.

2. The world is falling apart around us vinyl sticker

Urban General Store

Truest words I've head all year.

$3.95

3. Moira Rose pin

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Moira Rose has the very best words to share. Purchase this scratch-resistant pin for $3.79.

4. "Schitt's Creek" coaster set

Amazon

If coasters don't shout, "I'm adulting," I don't know what does.

Let Schitt's Creek quotes protect your counters now for only $30.00.

5. Rosebud Motel bath mat

Redbubble

I want this one so bad.

Order it now for $21.68.

6. Fold in the cheese spoons

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Honestly, I'd have the same response.

Grab this set starting at $11.00.

7. "Schitt's Creek" wine labels

Etsy

If I could develop a palate for wine, this is the first thing I would buy.

Grab this hilarious set of labels now for $9.90.

8. "Schitt's Creek" socks

Target

Am I the only one who had no idea that Target sold these socks?

Grab them now for $14.99.

9. Best wishes & warmest regards duo sweatshirts

Amazon

Match with your best friend now for $39.99.

10. The Moira Rose vocabulary calendar

Etsy

You'll be talking like Moira before you know it.

Grab it now for $35.71.

11. What does burning smell like potholder

Etsy

I know what burning smells like, but I don't know how to describe it.

Keep your hands protected for only $10.00.

12. I'm trying very had not to connect with people right now face mask

Redbubble

Same, dude, same.

Keep David Rose close for $9.58.

13. Ew, David sweatshirt

Etsy

Every time I see this sweatshirt, I vividly hear Alexis' voice.

Share the "Ew, David" moment now starting at $29.99.

14. Rosebud Motel robe

Schitt's Creek Shop

Cue the chocolate-covered strawberries, sparkling wine, and Rosebud Motel robes.

Purchase your very own for $52.00.

15. I'd kill for a good coma right now mug

Etsy

Imagine sipping your favorite hot cocoa in this cup.

Make your wishes come true starting at $16.00.

16. "Schitt's Creek" prayer candles

Etsy

I... have... no... words.

Pray all day every day with these prayer candles starting at $10.49.

17. Smells like David Rose candle

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Flowers? Cedar? A mix of both? What are our thoughts?

Here's your chance to smell David Rose for $17.00.

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6 Signs You're A Workaholic

Becuase of all things to be addicted to, you're addicted to making money.

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After turning 16, our parents start to push us to get a job and take on some responsibility. We start to make our own money in order to fund the fun we intend on having throughout the year. But what happens when you've officially become so obsessed with making money that you can't even remember the last day you had off? You, my friend, have become a workaholic. Being a workaholic can be both good and bad. It shows dedication to your job and the desire to save money. It also shows that you don't have a great work-life balance. Here are the signs of becoming a workaholic.

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Things You Can Get Away With Now That You're At College

83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

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Transitioning from high school to college can be a stressful experience, especially if you're like me and hate change. Over the past two years I've realized there's many things I couldn't get away with in High School that are typically applauded in college.

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The Life Of A Girl With Chronic Bitch Face As Told by Blair Waldorf

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

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Life is hard. You know what makes it even more tough? Living with chronic b*tch face (CBF). This condition is so debilitating that I have decided to chronicle the 10 things everyone who suffers from CBF experiences. Who better to help me than the queen of CBF herself, Blair Waldorf?

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17 Christmas Gifts To Give The Schitt’s Creek Diehard Fan That Are ‘Simply The Best’

So who's going to get me a Moira Rose vocabulary calendar?

In This Article:

1. A very "schitty" coloring book

2. The world is falling apart around us vinyl sticker

3. Moira Rose pin

4. "Schitt's Creek" coaster set

5. Rosebud Motel bath mat

6. Fold in the cheese spoons

7. "Schitt's Creek" wine labels

8. "Schitt's Creek" socks

9. Best wishes & warmest regards duo sweatshirts

10. The Moira Rose vocabulary calendar

11. What does burning smell like potholder

12. I'm trying very had not to connect with people right now face mask

13. Ew, David sweatshirt

14. Rosebud Motel robe

15. I'd kill for a good coma right now mug

16. "Schitt's Creek" prayer candles

17. Smells like David Rose candle

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Sometimes, we just can't help the feelings we have

1. Wow. My voice sounds amazing with this song.

2. Okay, if you can't sing, don't do it.

3. But wait, I don't think I can be friends with someone who isn't going to jam out in the car with me.

4. Dance part in the car! Even when I'm alone. Because every song is my favorite.

5. Stop light. Act calm. Be cool.

6. Yes! Green light! Back at it!

7. I don't know this song, but I'm going to sing along anyway.

8. Why am I not famous yet?

9. Being next to someone who can't sing so you feel good about yourself because you rock!

10. OK, I'm so good. I need to sing louder so I can help these people out.

11. My voice doesn't reach some of those notes, maybe I should sit this one out.

12. Randomly bursting out in song and getting weird looks because of it.

13. God, thank you so much for giving me a good voice.

14. Man, I feel bad for people who can't sing.

15. Was I just humming? Did they hear me?

16. Having dance moves to go along with most songs.

17. Not being able to stop yourself at correcting people when they mess up.

18. Maybe I should post myself singing.

19. Nah, can't do it. Dumb idea.

20. Having my own personal concert in the shower. Every single time.

Normal people wouldn't understand

1. Having time to nap between classes or at all.

2. Waking up 10 minutes before your class starts and making it there in time.

3. Making it to class in general

4. Only having to hit the snooze button three times.

5. When you didn't do the homework and the teacher decides not to collect it for that day.

6. Getting that "I'm sorry, but class is cancelled" email.

7. Finding a quiet seat in the library.

8. Actually enjoying a class and understanding all of the material.

9. Having a friend to eat lunch with.

10. Finishing an assignment before the due date.

11. When there is free food on campus.

Becuase of all things to be addicted to, you're addicted to making money.

1. You can't remember your last day off.

2. Whenever someone asks to hang out, you're working.

3. When you do see your friends, you're in a "treating mood."

4. You work so much you don't have time to spend the money you're making.

5. You're too tired to function when you aren't working.

6. Finally seeing your friends and having way too much to catch up on.

83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

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