The sixteenth season of SCarowinds has officially begun, and with it a slew of unusual and hilarious sayings. There are some things that you can only say at a Halloween attraction without looking like a complete psycho. Here's a list of 69 things that only make sense when you say them at SCarowinds.

"Damn it, I sat on my tail again!"
"I'm getting blood in my food again."
"Hey, is my face falling off?"
"They got blood in my hair again."
"I almost inhaled a fang!"
"There's a reaper wearing heels..."
"Oh crap, my teeth peeled off again."
"I need more blood!"
"Let me stretch, you soggy piece of bread!"
"My gears are falling off and my goggles are too tight!"
"I got punched in the face! YES!"
"My fingers keep getting caught in my decapitated head's hair."
"You would be surprised at how scary a plush toy is."
"Can you glue my face back on?"
"I HATE it when I get black boogers."
"Kill Bill-in' it!"
"Why does my face stink?"
"Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster most."
"If it's wet and not yours, don't touch it."
"Give me a massive cut on my cheek."
"Damn it... I sweated all my blood off, but my nipples are still sticky!"
"You look like a tampon."
"Can you Velcro me?"
"Damn it! I got boob blood on my money... oh well!"
"Did you just put your eye in your mouth?"
"Have you ever been splattered with blood before?"
"You might have to close your eyes and hold your breath. The air startles most people."
"Oh, hey! Part of your face is hanging off."
"Can you put more poop on my face?"
"Marco! POOOOOOOLLOOOOO!!!!!"
"Make sure you wipe half your face off before you leave!"
"You licked my eye!"
"COOOOOOOORRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!"
"I can't wait to play with the tentacles."
"Squirt some more in my hair."
"I need you to help me pee."
"Can I touch your eye hole?"
"Titty buttons!"
"Corn is my passion."
"Time to go through the birth canal."
"You gave me titty cogs!"
"STOP LICKING MY EAR!"
"Where's the blood room?"
"Oh my god, is that real? *moves* OH SHIT IT'S REAL!"
"You look like you've been through a meat grinder." "Thanks!"
"Are you a lost boy because you're really a girl?"
"What does the fox say? NOTHING THE FOX IS DEAD."
"You got blood on my chicken strip!"
"Oh shit. I dropped my fang in the ketchup."
"Be right back - I have to go tear my face off."
"I really hope blood doesn't stain."
"You've got to be a scary bear, not a cute bear."
"Don't just stand there - SCARE ME!"
"My cigarette has blood on it. Oh well."
"Damn it! I'm losing parts of my bush!"
"Don't get your poop in my fries."
"Ah, crap. My eye fell out again. Has anyone seen my eye?!"
"Hey - you lost your head again. I grabbed it for you."
"Ummm... don't open your eye. I just got my blood in your eye."
"Wait... that's not fake blood..."
"Is it a nosebleed or makeup?"
"OMG ZOMBIE SELFIES"
"Hold your breasticles and testicles!"
"Dude... you're sweating blood."
"How deep we goin'?" "Balls deep."
"Zombie. FABULOUS!"
"You said you wouldn't drink the chemicals. So don't."

And last, but certainly not least...

"ONE TEAM!!!"

Happy spoopi season, everybody. Please remember to be kind to the monsters at any attraction you go to. We don't like it when you try to be a smart-ass because chances are it's a defense for being scared and we'll target you. And please don't hit us! Yes, it means we scared you, but it still hurts pretty bad. And if you have a good time, let someone know! If that's a person at the front of the maze, a friend, or a review on a social media platform, it always helps to see positive reviews of our scares. It's a huge motivation to know we're doing our job well.

Now get out there and get the crap scared out of yourself!