A lot can happen in 10 days. But if you’re Anthony Scaramucci , this is a whole other level. Since assuming the role in the middle of...uh...this month, he’s been forced to sell his company, miss his baby’s birth, received divorce papers, and today, resign .

Here are just a few other not-so-great things that somehow still managed to last longer than The Mooch’s reign:

1. Your period

When are you supposed to call a doctor?

2. Your argument with Mom over whether you gave her the credit card back before returning to college

She somehow always wins.

3. Your stomach ache after eating too much Chipotle

"How can this happen every month?"

4. Your roommate's silent treatment after you "accidentally" hit on her brother

Ok, I can now see the resemblance...

5. Sean Spicer

Somehow Spicy's probably jealous about this.

6. The 'Joey' Spinoff

Sorry Joey, but America needed the rest of your friends.

7. When you attended the wrong class for a month last semester before realizing you had the wrong room

In your defense, they look identical.

8. The post-21st-birthday hangover

9. ...and a few others

10. That relationship that you haven't even told anyone about. And never will.