"I hate you." - I love you.
"Seriously stop, you're annoying." - You're actually so cute, and I don't find you the least bit aggravating.
"Ef off." - Constantly stay in contact with me.
"You're unreal." - I think you're really funny/amazing/cool but I can't blow your ego up too much.
"No." - Yes.
"Wow, you're soooooooo * insert overly exaggerated adjective*." - You really are funny, cute, great, and smart, but here is my way of saying I think those things without actually saying that I think them…because that would be weird, right?
"What?" - You just said something really sweet and I want to hear you say it again.
"Ew get away." - Please don't leave.
"Totally." - This one's actually pretty spot on.
"Shut up." - Please keep talking.
"You're so weird." - You think I'm insulting you but it's actually a compliment -- I like weird.



















