People say cats are animals that aren't very affectionate, not as cute and playful as dogs, and pretty much just there so we can feed and clean up after them. These things are kinda true (oh well), but that doesn't matter because your cat is pretty much exactly like you.
You guys both nap, like, all the time.
They know your struggle—when in doubt, nap it out.
They don't judge you.
Be it for that third slice or third glass of wine, they never nag you about it (mostly because they can't, but still).
They're down to cuddle.
There's nothing better than laying in bed and feeling the cat purring on your feet. Yeah, you can't move them, and you're basically immobile, but the cuteness factor outweighs that.
Wanna do nothing all day? They're down!
Cats are just as lazy as the rest of us. They get that some days just have to be spent in bed, no pants on, snacks everywhere, and Netflix on your computer.
They're always eating.
Snacking is an essential part of life, almost an art form. Cats gets that—if they didn't they wouldn't be nagging for food all the time.
They like to lay in the sun.
Nothing compares to laying in the sun all day, soaking up vitamin D (not that kind), and getting that sun-kissed glow. Somehow cats find that perfect spot where the light shines through the blinds and glue themselves there forever because it just feels that good. Same cat, same.
They always want to go out.
Once cats get to go out, that's all they want to do. They're basically college kids like that, except they get to go out all day, and thanks to a little thing called class, we don't (or at least we shouldn't).
They have their comfy spots, and those spots are theirs.
We've all got that one place that is just ours. It's a seat at the dinner table, a place on the couch, or a small spot that we find unbelievably comfortable. Whatever it is, it's ours. Cats are exactly like that—they've got their weird spot and you've got yours.
They sleep in the weirdest positions.
Ever woken up in a completely different spot than where you slept? Started off all delicate and peaceful with your head on your pillow and woken up with it hanging off the side of the bed sleeping sideways. Furry felines are like that too, or sometimes they just sleep weirdly and wake up even weirder. Whatever, no judgement.
They just get it.
Cats are basically college kids, except those guys don't have to deal with all the actual schoolwork, just the laziness that comes with it.
Cats are college kids trapped in fur coats, with nothing to do except chill. So who does one call about becoming one? Asking for a friend.
