Spring Break is that week long break that you either go to some tropical island or sit at home watching Netflix. Personally for myself my past few years my college’s Spring Break lined up with my birthday. Going away is a senior year option so I have to make a week feel like a break even though I will be staying in the same state. Here is a how to list to basically make it look like you are on Spring Break but really you are procrastinating a project due the following week by eating Ben & Jerry’s and watching Fuller House.
1. Buy a super cute bikini.
Another bikini to the collection won’t hurt! Either fake bake in it to get cute tan lines, wear it while sitting on your deck, or blast the heat and sitting in your living room. Whatever you choose, don’t forget to take an insta of your legs and use the forever trending #hotdogsorlegs.
2. Get Tan.
Use the cute bikini you got an go tanning outside, at a salon, or spray tan. The darker the better so when people ask you where you went on vacation you get to make up some Caribbean island. Just don’t end up looking like an Oompa Loompa (even though saying you went to the Chocolate Factory would be cool).
3. Go on a juice cleanse.
(RIP Big Ang)
Continue drinking those yummy kale drinks during this week to stay lean and you aren’t a quitter so when you are going to make your orange juice cleanse in the morning, don’t forget to add some champagne. Insta a pic of the whole process and don’t forget to use #fitfam #dosesandmimosas
4. Read a romantic novel.
Go to Target and pick the first book you see in the 10% off section and buy it. If you go to the beach add a pic of the book with your hot dog legs. This also helps with procrastination because it makes you feel like you are doing work when really you are just reading about a fantasy love life.
5. Drink a Margarita.
I swear this suggestion is not sponsored by the creator of my all-time favorite drink. Seriously, go anywhere or even make your own margarita. Make sure it is in a cute glass and take a pic of that beautiful sight! Don’t forget to use a funny hashtag like #margmondayeverday.
6. Listening to Jimmy Buffett or anything involving summer.
Anything that reminds you of warm weather. Coming from a critic of country music: this is now the acceptable time to start rolling down your windows and cruise.
7. Make a movie of your Spring Break.
I’m not saying find a guy off the street that looks like Riff Raff and do crazy stuff. Use a go-pro or even an app that has fisheye and just take videos all break of all the super exciting things you did. Everyone enjoys a video with upbeat lyrics and videos of your dog and yet again Netflix.
