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Ruin A Children's Book Title With One Letter

20 of the best uses of #AddALetterRuinAChildrensBook on Twitter.

Alex Cundieff
Aug 22, 2016
College Station, TX
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Ruin A Children's Book Title With One Letter
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The concept is simple: if you add the right letter to the title of a children's book, the result can be great. Here are 20 of my favorite ruined children's book titles, courtesy of Twitter.


1. Not unlike this bedtime story.

Not unlike this bedtime story.

2. The Blast of the Mohicans

A pyrotechnic's version of a classic.

3. Malice in Wonderland

The retelling of "Alice in Wonderland" from the POV of the Queen of Hearts.

4. Thomas the Stank Engine

Anti-coal progoganda for the climate concious youngster.

5. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoned.

Hogwarts expands its Herbology department in the next installment of Harry Potter.

6. Green Eggs and Harm

Sam-I-Am takes the role of the antagonist in a more violent version of Dr. Seuss' beloved classic.

7. Fox in Stocks

A Dr. Seuss-flavored take on the Salem Witch Trials.

8. Horton Hatchets the Egg

Horton's tutorial for cracking eggs.

9. Hop on Pope

A sacrilegious book about child's playtime.

10. Hell No, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle

Whatever Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle wants, she's not getting it.

11. Cat in the Heat

Some alternate version of "The Cat in the Hat" that I don't want to think about.

12. The Very Hangry Caterpillar

It's like the original, just angrier.

13. Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows

Harry, Ron, and Hermione team up with Blake Lively.

14. Horton Shears a Who

Horton tries his hand at raising sheep in rural Whoville.

16. Where the Wild Things Bare


16. The Cat in the Hat Comes Black

An alternate version of "The Cat in the Hat Comes Back". I don't want to think about this one either.

17.


A child's guide to break-ups.

18. The Sword in the Stoner

A spin-off of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoned".

19. Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People's Rears

We find out at last.

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