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It's A Ruff Job But Someone's Gotta Show These 7 Signs Of Being THAT Dog Mom

You're doing a great job, I promise.

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It's A Ruff Job But Someone's Gotta Show These 7 Signs Of Being THAT Dog Mom
Skyler Waugh

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If you ask me, there aren't too many differences between being a mom to a fur baby or an actual human one. The life you once had instantly changes into one that is completely revolved around the new family member. Sometimes it can be hard to figure out who you are in this new role. But luckily, I'm here to help. If you feel like you could be that dog, mom, everyone talks about, here are 7 telltale signs you are.

1. All of a sudden, your social life becomes less of a thing.

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After becoming a dog mom, the social life you once prided yourself on quickly starts to change. Those plans you made with your girlfriends for Friday night? You might as well cancel them now to stay home with your puppy because we all know you are going to anyway and it's better to do it sooner than later. Plus, snuggling on the couch with your dog and a glass of wine is honestly the best life you could live.

2. If you can't bring your dog, is it even worth it?

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Your workplace? Doctors appointments? Parties? If you can't bring your pup, why even go in the first place? People need to know you guys are a package deal.

3. "Baby talk" becomes your first language.

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You know when people are around babies for more than two minutes and they automatically pick up this other language no one can understand? The same thing happens with dogs and while I'm sure they absolutely hate it, everything sounds cuter in baby talk. Am I right?

4. Your restaurant choices come with special requirements. 

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You'll quickly learn all the best local dog-friendly restaurants to go to, especially the places that give water bowls; treats, and lots of kisses to your child. Eventually, maybe you'll even get discounts for being a regular.

5. Leaving them at home is truly heartbreaking.

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No matter what, it is hard not to feel guilty for leaving your baby at home. But once you get back, their happiness and excitement make it all worth it and all the better.

6. "Want to see pictures?"

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No, people really don't want to see the 500 photos you have of your dog wearing that one Halloween costume. But you get an A for effort and persistence, girl. You do you.

7. You'll lose sleep like you have a newborn.

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Yes, it's a real thing. After co-sleeping with a 50+ pound dog, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. But do you care? Not at all because it means more cuddles with your baby.

Its the best job in the world, y'all.

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