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The Cast of "Friends" If They Lived Today

Ross is still the worst

Symone Leonard
Dec 12, 2016
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The show "Friends" was so popular during the 1990s and early 2000s that it literally shaped the world around it. And while some of its jokes haven't stood the test of time too well, its still just as popular today. I have often wondered, as I'm sure many others have, what the friends would be like today. Well wonder no more, as I have come to definitively say exactly who the friends would be as 2016 millennials.

Rachel Green

If Rachel Green lived today she'd be the ultimate Instagram goals. She'd be a social media mogul and would have to make money selling FitTea and hair vitamins. In high school she was super popular, and was a spoiled brat up until age 19. After high school she ran away to the big city with dreams of being a model, but instead has 25k followers on Instagram and is such #stylegoals.

Joey Tribbiani

Joey is still a struggling actor. But instead of finding fame as Doctor Drake Ramoray on "Days of Our Lives", he ended up starring in the first gender swapped showing of "Chicago" on Broadway. Before that, he lived at home with his six sisters, because rent is expensive even when you have a roommate. He's still very good with women, but instead forms semi-meaningful relationships with them, rather than sleeping with them and not calling them.

Monica Geller

Monica has her own fitness blog. She documents her weight loss from high school, posts exercise routines and healthy recipes on a timed schedule everyday. Its really popular, and has gained her a large following of fans, who she lovingly calls the Moniters. She also runs her own Etsy store where she sells all natural cleaning products with very specific instructions on how they should be used.

Chandler Bing

Chandler is still in college. He never fully decided on what he wanted to do, so he's changed his major five or six times now. He gets by working at a corporate job that he hates, and low-key dreams of being a comedian. All of his jokes are the same though, very self deprecating humor. He came from a very wealthy background, but refuses to accept any money from his now divorced parents because he's above that.

Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe is a vegan, but not the obnoxious kind that tells you off for not being vegan. She also protests, quite frequently, and pretty much lived at Standing Rock to prevent the Dakota Access Pipeline from happening. Pheebs regularly posts videos on YouTube of her singing, some covers but mostly original songs. She makes almost all of her own clothes and is very into crystal meditation and healing. She does an almost obscene amount of yoga.

Ross Geller

Ross is a "cool" professor at a local college. He's obsessed with "Doctor Who" and is not afraid to show it, regularly making references that cause his students to cringe. Ross is one of those people who thinks he's hilarious, but really isn't and is constantly cracking jokes. He's also a meninist, even though Monica tells him all the time how that isn't really a thing. He whines on his Twitter all day about how much his life sucks and how no girl wants a nice guy anymore

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