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Why Ron Swanson Should Be The Next President

'Merica.

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Why Ron Swanson Should Be The Next President
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Ron Swanson, the one man with enough ideas to run America kinda efficiently.

With the 2016 election approaching and tons of media coverage about the potential presidential candidates, many "Parks and Recreation" fans are probably wishing Ron Swanson could run for president. With his libertarian beliefs, hatred of the government, and his undying love for America and freedom, Ron Swanson would be the perfect person to change the way America is run and make the government simply okay.

On world history:

Ron has a vast knowledge of world history, which is something that is vital for a good president to have.

On foreign policy:

One of the many things that comes up in presidential debates, speeches, and the daily life of the president is foreign policy. Ron Swanson knows that the best way to deal with foreign countries is to just not.

On his vice president:

Being close with your vice president is important, and Ron certainly knows that. Despite his obvious dislike of people, he would still manage to constantly support his vice president.

On capitalism:

Ron believes that capitalism is the only way. No exceptions.

On helping those in need:

Ron is a firm believer of "every man for himself" when it comes to politicians, and keeping his emotions out of the equation will help him run this country smoothly.

On taxes:

Enough said.

On America's beauty:

Ron understands the truly beautiful aspects of America's freedom.

On dealing with other candidates:

Donald who? Ron knows how to throw his opponents off their game, especially when they try to get too friendly with him. Simply call them the wrong name to put them back in their place.

On businesses:

He knows exactly how business should be handled.

On dealing with authority:


Who needs permits or permission? Not Ron Swanson!

Ron Swanson 2016: the best presidential candidate.



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