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Ron Swanson: The 10 Questions of Procrastination

Read this. It will help you procrastinate even further.

Michael Moody
Aug 15, 2016
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1. Why am I taking this class?

The ol' groan and moan. We all know it.

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2. Do I even need an education?

Dropping out of school is a legitimate option in your minds when procrastinating.

3.How does technology even work?

Of course the server decides to crash right before you submit your assignment.

4. Can someone else do this for me?

I'll be the first to admit, everyone wants their mommy five minutes before the assignment is due.

5. Are breaks allowed?

Even though you've only spent 10 minutes actually doing the assignment, the rigor of Facebook and Buzzfeed surfing can be intense.

6. Is turnitin.com a requirement?

The professor will never know if I copy and paste this from Wikipedia.

7. Why did I wait this long to start the assignment?

You have literally never hated yourself more.

8. What happens if I don't turn it in?

You pass that point of not caring, and it becomes a point of no return.

9. Did I just close without saving?

This is why they invented auto-save.

10. How did I really just finish that?

The masses should bow down at your ability to finish an assignment at the speed of light. You are a god.

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