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#BaeGoals As Told By Bagels

Because what girl doesn't like carbs and a good romantic story?

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We all have our preferences for different types of relationships. Whether its sweet and innocent, or filled with passion and emotional highs, we can relate (either fictional or real, but does it really matter?)

And we all know that everyone has a favorite type of bagel. It could be cinnamon raisin, blueberry, or even a bagel twist. We all are entitled to a different taste in what we like.

What do we get when we combine the two things, #BaeGoals, and Bagel together?Awesomeness that even strawberry cream cheese couldn't beat.


1. Cinnamon Raisin bagels.

In my opinion the best type of bagel. I imagine that my favorite bagel can correlate to a relationship that is healthy and strong. A perfect blend between sweet, which is the raisins, and spicy by the cinnamon. Best topped by plain cream cheese, we can see that there is some work to be done, but putting in work is the best part.


2. Blueberry bagels.

Yes, Blueberry bagels can be not the prettiest things, but at the same time, with the right cream cheese flavor and the right side dish it can be great. Just as two people can not look like they match, with the right motives, divine appointment, and work it can work. Not meaning to say that all couples should look perfect because no one is, but sometimes looks do not match the appearance of the heart.


3. French Toast bagels.

The French Toast bagel is sweet, on an item that wasn't created to be sweet! Likewise are the people who over-romanticize every thing in their relationship. As the French Toast bagel is not as mature as the onion bagel, it also shows that over thinking everything in a relationship is immature.


4. Onion bagels.

Onion bagels are in my mind mature and demand respect. Their delicious and strong flavor makes most people that indulge on one delighted. Likewise a couple that has been together a long time, and truly loves each other are. They have their priceless advice, that we can see echoed by the rich taste of the onion bagel.


5. Bagel twists.

Bagel Twists remind me of couples that are way too flexible. Just as they have no center hole, it reminds me of couples that cant define what they are. Its just awkward for everyone.


6. Asiago bagels.

Cheesy top, best tasting warmed the asiago bagel is the same as couples that don't think they are cheesy but are. Puns are used frequently, and haters are hating on them for something they never did wrong #DontHateJustEat.


7. Poppyseed bagels.

Poppyseed bagels remind me of something that you did not know was bad, until you found out later. Just as eating too many poppyseed can show on a drug test later, too much of a relationship could cause it to fail, and for you to lose friends in the process.


8. Everything bagels.

Little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Just like all good couples, things are balanced but diverse, while still maintaining to be wholesome and not too overwhelming. The inventor of this knew what they were doing, just like the people in a balanced relationship.


9. Whole Wheat bagels

Just as whole wheat bagels are healthier and more natural, there are the organic couples. The type of couple that enjoys going to environmental clean ups (Hoping there are free bagels provided), and saving the earth one step at a time!


10. Garlic bagels.

After eating this bagel, you need a breath mint. Just after you get out of a relationship, you need to take a breather for yourself, and for the good of others. You need to refresh before you get back out there!


11. Chocolate Chip bagels.

One statement: Why is this a match?


12. Plain bagels.

The OG bagel, good luck my friend you are the perfect match to whatever you choose to yoke yourself with.

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