If you're thinking that your life is just a little too normal or just a little too easy to deal with then, boy, do I have the show for you! In the past couple of weeks, I've been hearing about this, not really new, show called Black Mirror. Netflix describes the show to be "mind-bending" and "chilling" and Jesus-freaking-Christ it is. I've only watched two of these episodes and the both of them have done quite some damage to me as a person.
The overall theme of Black Mirror is basically "modern day horror stories." It's weird to call it that since horror movies where a psychopath murders a couple of unfortunate and stupid souls can be categorized as a modern-day horror story. But Black Mirror is different because there's a critique on society behind each episode and also, Black Mirror decides to turn whatever is trending in today's society into something horrific, almost like the famous Japanese horror manga writer, Junji Ito; taking normal everyday elements and morphing them into something that can only be made in your nightmares.
When I came up with the idea to review the odd and unknown selections of Netflix I was told by a handful of people that I should write about Black Mirror. At first, I was reluctant. I wanted to focus on movies or shows that not a lot of people knew about, whether they're bad or whether they're really good. Black Mirror was trending and becoming popular, there wasn't much of a reason to review something if everyone is just going to watch it anyway, But I decided to give it a shot and here I am...4:18 in the morning binge-watching every episode of season two.
When I first decided to watch Black Mirror I went straight to season three because of this one episode called "Play Test." I was told to watch it because of how much of a mind distorter it was. And I must agree it was. The plot behind that episode is how a man named Cooper gets involved with a very private video game company after losing all of his money on his credit card. The video game company hires him to try out their new VR (virtual reality) game they've been working on. It starts off pretty weird but still reasonable as the game company introduces the new VR technology being something that you have to basically implant into your spine. This is where things get a tad bit screwy.
From here on out, right after Cooper puts on the VR technology, the viewers are made to believe that everything after this is happening in real life, at least before he "returns" back into the VR world. After his first test run, he meets the CEO, straps on the VR headset once again and then begins to "play test" the new horror survival the company is working on. The next thirty to thirty-five minutes takes place in the haunted house where Cooper will have to face all of his fears, the first one starting with spiders and the next being his childhood bully. The fears start off slow by climbing higher and higher, drilling deep into Cooper's psyche. Around the end of Cooper's play test, the voice guiding him the whole time, named Katie, starts telling him how he's just like his father, then draining him of his memories and personality, basically inducing his fear of losing himself. Once Cooper starts screaming to let him out, for them to stop, the "play test" ends.
Cooper escapes the facility and realizes it's time for him to go back home and deal with the thing he's been dodging this whole time, dealing with his father's death. In the beginning of this episode, we watch Cooper continuously hang up on his grieving mother on the sheer fact that he just doesn't want to deal with his father's death, the man who, of course, raised him but was also Cooper's best friend. When Cooper returns home he sees his mother crying for her son to come home. No matter how many times Cooper tries to tell his mother that he's right in front of her, she doesn't respond. It isn't until the phone starts ringing in his mom's hand that Cooper realizes that he's still in the VR game....Cliche, yet still a little mind-blowing.
The final scene is of Cooper suffering from a seizure. In turns out that his cell phone in reality actually went off, disrupting the VR signals and lighting Cooper's brain neurons, frying it completely. His last words were him crying out for his mother. The point I picked up from this episode is that gamers or tech fanatics are so engrossed with escaping reality or the next big thing that they're not paying attention to what really matters. Cooper didn't really come off as a gamer but he used his money to travel and to not face reality; typically this can come off as therapeutic but it comes off as selfish in this scenario being that Cooper abandoned his grieving mother for his own pain. Using VR in this episode made it more relatable because VR and other sorts of technology, like social media or just pointless websites are currently what's helping us deal with the harshness of reality.
This was only one episode, but I swear to you the rest are either equally or more wonky than this one. Another episode I finished was about people being forced to do things so these hackers wouldn't expose their most private and dark emails. Right now, that ones currently my favorite. I'd give this series a must watch and must share. It's dark, horrifying, thought-provoking, and yet sort of fun and it'll keep you coming back for another critique of modern culture until you probably hate yourself for becoming the technology mongering sheep that you are.
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Things People Without A Typical 'Boy Name' or 'Girl Name' Know To Be True
All names should be "unisex names."
There are tons of unisex names that are popular: Taylor, Alex, Bailey, etc. There are also numerous names that are used for both sexes, but they’re not seen as “unisex” yet. People are slowly becoming accustomed to the dual use of these names, but for the most part, in their minds they associate certain names with certain sexes. And that leaves those of us with these names in many awkward situations.
1. Communicating via email can be awkward.
Without seeing your face, people will often assume you’re the other gender and address you as such, often beginning an email using the wrong article.
2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.
“What time was your appointment?”
“2:00!”
“2:00…?”
“Yes, 2:00.”
“Are you sure?”
3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.
Being asked to repeat yourself, accompanied with a very confused face, is the norm.
4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.
It would just be so much easier if my name were a “typical” boy/girl name.
5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.
“Your parents must be very interesting. Is there a cool story behind it? Why did they name you that? Are you named after a famous ancestor? Is there any meaning to it?” No.
6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.
I’m not the only one! Let’s be friends!
7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.
Nice to meet you… I guess…
8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”
Oh. Okay. That’s nice.
9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.
Hahaha, no. It’s a sensitive topic.
10. People are surprised when they see you.
“Oh, I thought you were a boy/girl.”
“Well. I’m not…”
What is someone supposed to say to that?
11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.
Their name is Mackenzie and I can’t find them on Facebook! Do I address the email Mr. or Ms.???
12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.
“Why did you name me this?! You don’t understand the struggle!”
13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.
Yes, you have an “atypical” name, but that’s rare and awesome and you’re fierce.
16 Secrets Anthropology Majors Never Admit To
You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.
I'm an anthropology major, and I love every minute of it. I couldn't tell you why, but I guess there's just something about studying different lifestyles that absolutely fascinates me. But anthropology majors definitely have our weird sides, especially when you go to a school that is filled with mostly Business and Bio majors. But us weirdos definitely have a lot in common, specifically these 16 things.
1) You love watching National Geographic specials
Especially this one, which you should all go watch RIGHT. NOW.
2) People constantly ask you "what is anthropology?"
3) Even more often than that, people ask you "what are you gonna do with that?"
4) You've definitely licked a rock at least once
Is it earthenware? Stoneware? Pearlware? Only one way to be sure, really.
5) If you concentrate in archaeology, this gif pisses you off to no end:
6) Staring at people is kind of your thing
What's their clothing made out of? Does their nose size suggest stronger neanderthal genes? What's that prayer they're saying?!
7) The Road to El Dorado speaks to you on an emotional level
And nobody believes you when you try to tell them it's based on a true story. And you pause the movie every five minutes to talk about how goddamn cool the Aztecs were.
8) You know what a bonobo is...
9) And you've had multiple class discussions on monkey sex. Literally.
Vaguely awkward class days, but weirdly crucial to chimp social structure. Who knew.
10) You've taken a field trip to the Smithsonian "Human Origins" exhibit
And you totally freaked out over the reconstructed Lucy.
11) Your family and friends call you Indiana Jones...
And you hate it every time they do.
12) Even though you secretly call yourself Indiana Jones
13) Your professors are so into their subject matter that their powerpoints always consist of 80+ slides
Half the time their presentations are on their own fieldwork. Very cool, but it's just not practical to try to fit 12+ years of hands-on study into a 50 minute class period.
14) You have the same kids in all of your classes
Yes, for all four years. Probably due to the fact that there's only like six anthro majors at your school.
15) Your family thinks you'll never get a "real" job...
16) ...But at the end of the day, digging up tiny shards of pottery and staring at monkeys is your passion. Oh well.
Everyone has insecurities, that's just a fact. You didn't ask to be born this way. You didn't ask to inherit the one trait no one else in your family has. And you definitely didn't ask to be this ghostly white. But as soon as you've learned to live with it for a while (less wrinkles later on in life, right? right???) someone has to ruin it for you. They have to flaunt they're perfectly tanned body from Spring Break and hold their sun-kissed skin against yours. But I've had enough... here are the things that perpetually pale individuals are tired of hearing.
1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!
I get it, my shining pale face among this sea of caramel-toned goddesses is easy to pick out. Thanks for boosting my self esteem.
2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.
Yes, lights on or lights off, you still can't lose me.
3. Can't you just get fake tan?
White+orange= orange. I'm going to let you think that one through.
4. Do you tan or just burn?
By the looks of my lobster-red tan lines after being in the sun for fifteen minutes, I'd say the latter.
5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!
Thanks for transferring all my insecurities to my children. I'm crossing my fingers and toes they won't inherit this trait... for their sake.
6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!
Congratulations!
7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!
Don't turn me against my own kind.
8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!
Must be nice to lay out without having to hide under a towel.
9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.
I'm just reapplying my SPF 5000 every twenty minutes because it's fun for me.
10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??
Yes, because I wanted my nose to disappear in this photo.
11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!
The blood rushes to your face too, ya know. My skin just does a worse job of hiding it...
12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!
Can't a girl wear white or pale pink or light yellow without being ridiculed?!
13. You need to get some sun.
Don't tell me how to live my life.
14. Aren't you excited for summer?
No. Because everyone is the same color as I am in the winter.
But hey, enjoy your tan lines and perfect selfies while you can. Because I'll be laughing when you look like leather and my porcelain skin keeps on keeping on.
Being a music major is not all kicks and giggles. In fact, there are days when I question my sanity and doubt myself as a musician. I know I am not the only one going through the struggle, and so here are 13 GIFs that I know my fellow music majors can relate to...
1. Child prodigies:
No 9-year-old should be that talented.
2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:
The worst is when you're assigned the same piece. Like why.
3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:
"It gets easier to perform the more you do it." LIES.
4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:
Chances are, those classes require the most practice/rehearsal/homework. And you don't even get credit for all of your hard work.
5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:
It's much harder to appreciate Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 5 in C Minor when all you can think of is all the homework sitting on your desk at home and the inevitable all-nighter in your near future.
6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:
"I may have rocked that melisma on the second page, but the Eb in the third bar was really flat."
7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:
Imagine America's Got Talent every semester...for a grade...yeah, Simon Cowell's nothing compared to juries.
8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:
I thought we were supposed to look nice?
9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:
Is it too hard to ask for some peace and quiet around here?!
10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:
'Popera' is not opera. Educate yourself, hon.
11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.
Actually, it's more like finals month. And not only do we have exams, but we also have countless performances to prepare for. And juries. And essays.
12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:
I haven't slept in 6 days, my recital is next week, and I haven't even started researching for the essay on Stravinsky that's due in 2 weeks, but I'm fine.
13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:
You're a musician for life. So go out there and kick booty.
1. The witty burger names.
2. Louise Belcher's maniacal mind.
3. Gene Belcher, who is all of us when it comes to food.
4. Tina Belcher, a.k.a. my spirit animal.
5. More Tina.
6. Seriously, just all of the Belcher kids.
7. The credits songs.
8. Aunt Gayle.
9. And of course, Bob Belcher.
10. And Linda Belcher, who is me right after Halloween.
11. So raise your glasses and go watch Bob's Burgers!