This is the most important news you will read during this millennia. "Super Troopers 2" just finished filming with its original cast intact. Yes, Farva, Ramathorn, Foster, Rabbit and Mac will be returning to a screen near you in your lifetime— score one for the boys back home… CHAW! They are in the process of editing the movie and once that is done, Fox will determine a release date. If you are a diehard fan you can donate to the movie to contribute to editing etc.. and receive early screening tickets and some cool shirts, that is... if you're man enough.
Funny story, I actually ran into Jay “Ramathorn” Chandrasekhar on my flight to Boston to begin the school year. With long shaggy hair, a muck chop beard that looked like it belonged to an ethnically ambiguous lumberjack and hippy glasses, I wondered if a homeless man broke into the plane. However, after hearing him on the phone at baggage claim I knew who he was and that this homeless man was, in fact, royalty. I talked to him and told him how many great memories his movie has given me and my friends, even to the point where one of them chugged a shot of syrup at Roscoe's Chicken N’ Waffles after a football game— you know who you are. I also told him how my Uncle, a former MLB athlete, played him and his co-stars in a celebrity softball game and railed a ball down the third base line breaking Rabbits cup, which they signed and which now sits on my desk— the kind of treasure typically only found on the sea-floor of the Caribbean.
Ramathorn directed the movie and it was written by the original broken lizard group, Kevin “Farva” Heffernan, Steve “Mac” Lemme, Paul “Foster” Soter and Erik “Rabbit” Stolhanske. So, tell your friends, tell your grandma, tell the crazy guy on the corner the news...HAZAAHHH!! Ring a church bell in the town square and let this message travel through the generations. Hasta Luego chicken f*ckers.