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Retail Workers Thoughts

We all secretly think this

Morgan Mucciarone
Oct 31, 2016
Worcester State University
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Retail Workers Thoughts
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1. We are not your mom.

Please clean up after yourself. Be respectful. Just because we work in a store you are shopping at does not mean your mom works there. Please put things back were they belong as best as you can. Please, do not put things back in the wrong spot right in front of our faces. That is the worst feeling for all of us.

2. If you are nice to me, I am nice to you.

I will do everything in my power to make your experience better and help you find whatever you are looking for. If you are rude and proceed to be a nasty, not-so-nice person, I will be less inclined to help you and will not do everything in my power to help you.

3. I am wearing a uniform for a reason.

Yes, I do work here. How may I help you?

4. If we do not have a restroom for public use, please don't get upset.

Your bathroom details or whatever you have to do does not affect me. If it is policy, please go elsewhere to use the restroom. If you continue to stand there complaining to me, you obviously do not have to go that bad.

5. The "if it doesn't scan" joke.

Don't even say it. Please spare your self because no, it is not free.

Sincerely,

All retail workers.

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