Thanksgiving is quickly approaching which means tons of food, Black Friday deals, and awkward questions from your family members. It happens every year, you get bombarded with questions about your future, your education, and your relationship when all you want to do is sit there and eat your food and then hit some black Friday deals in peace.
This year, I have come prepared. I have a list of questions that I normally get asked and I have come up with a few responses using only song titles. So come on fam "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" :) See what I did there?
How's school going?
- It's "Complicated" (Avril Lavigne)
- "Big Girls Don't Cry" (Fergie)
- Just "Livin' On A Prayer" (Bon Jovi)
- "Livin' La Vida Loca" (Ricky Martin)
- "Stressed Out" (Twenty One Pilots)
And my personal favorite "Sugar... We're going Down" (Fall Out Boy)
When are you and that boy going to get married?
- "God Only Knows" (Michael Buble)
- "How Will I Know" (Whitney Houston cover by Sam Smith)
- That is "My Prerogative" (Bobby Brown)
How have your grades been?
- They are at an "All Time Low" (Jon Bellion)
- "Low" (Flo Rider)
- "Fallin'" (Alicia Keys)
- They are a little "Unsteady" (X Ambassadors)
When are you going to have kids? You know staying in school that long you are missing your "birthing years."
- "Dream On" (Aerosmith)
- "Let It Go" (Idina Menzel)
Who Did You Vote For?
- I can honestly say I did not vote for the "American Idiot" (Greenday)
- That is "Water Under The Bridge (Adele)
Do you REALLY think you should eat that piece of cake?
- "You Don't Own Me" (Grace feat. G-Eazy)
- "If I Were A Boy" you wouldn't have asked me that (Beyonce)
** Mic Drop**
