The Twitter account "Thoughts of Dog" was created by Matt Nelson. On this page, you'll be able to see people, places, and things from a dog's perspective. Not only is the grammatical style of these tweets match what a dog might actually write, but the content is just as pure. Read on to get a glimpse into "Thoughts of Dog," and you will be changed for the better.
Also, the creator has another page called "We Rate Dogs," and you can check it out here.
1. Keep it real and pawsitive (hehe sorry)
gooooob morning. i am going to have. a great day. i haven’t figured out how yet. but that’s not important— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1529420352.0
You don't have everything figured out and that's A-OK. Taking things in stride, one step at a time, creates more achievable goals. Just know where you want to be and take it from there!
2. Stretch.
gooooob morning. do not forget to perform. your post snoozle stretchems. they are a crucial part. of anyone's success— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1520003234.0
If you've never seen a dog stretch before their walk or after their snoozle, please refer to this video. Also, is it weird that I woke up on the morning of my last final, stretched, and said, "This final ain't got nothing on me"?
3. Schedule days to have nothing scheduled
on my calendar for today. it says. peanut butter. with no further instructions. i accept this challenge— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1517342769.0
You might be surprised to find that you'll be more productive throughout your days/weeks/months/years/LIFE when you take breaks and don't push yourself past your limit. Sometimes, the best thing you can do is do nothing. Nothing but peanut butter, that is.
4. Be spontaneous
something. i’ve been thinking about. for a while. is that i love you— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1518492784.0
You'll see many similar tweets interspersed throughout the page, but they all just want to say "I love you," and seemingly out of nowhere. There's an indescribable sweetness about being told something wonderful and not expecting it. And when you see the other person's reaction, you feel that same fuzziness on the inside, if not more.
5. Know yourself, know your worth
many have told me. how good i am. but let me just say. they’re absolutely right— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1519264579.0
Seriously, if no one had even told Dog that he was good, he would know. Accept those darn compliments you get and stop spinning it into a matter of chance or luck. Every time you underestimate the reality of a compliment, you put yourself down a bit. Remember, confidence = energy!!
6. Let your happiness know no bounds
I HEAR THE GARAGE DOOR. IT IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. MY FEETS. ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1520627037.0
Don't be afraid to show your loved ones how much you really care. It's surprising how a warm hug and visible excitement to speak to them or meet them in person can brighten their day. Whenever you can, be the reason for someone's good day.
7. Sometimes, life can get in the way
i was all ready. for a lovely. relaxing walk this morning. when the human decided. we were going to run. the whole… https://t.co/SEG986yJUK— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1520266767.0
You expect one thing, but another happens (for example, expecting to play kickball during gym but having to run the mile instead). Either way, it's okay. Just acknowledge your ensuing dread and it'll be over in no time.
8. Oh, would ya look at this
i know. you’ve got a lot going on right now. but guess what. i love you— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1521597543.0
Love? Again? H*ck yeah!! Remember what I said? Don't be afraid to show it and don't be afraid to say it. Now that I caught you off guard, go do it.
9. Crack jokes in all forms
today. i wasn’t a very good dog april fools. i was so good— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1522633005.0
Tell me this is not funny. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY IT.
10. Reflect and love everything
gooooob morning. today is a day. to reflect upon. your latest accomplishments. here are mine: 4. big jump b. zooms… https://t.co/QonDfoom5q— Thoughts of Dog (@Thoughts of Dog) 1520782287.0
Always, always, always take time out to review everything you've done in all aspects of your life. Remember, nothing is too small to be counted as an accomplishment.
Finally, try to love as much as you can, while not forgetting to include yourself.
Love you!
(Haha, gotchaaaa!)