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The Stages Of A Relationship, As Told By Spongebob

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So you're single, and it's Friday night, you and your girls had a really tough week and want to let loose. So y'all go out for a night on the town. This is how your story begins.

You've been never been to this club and what you see there shocks you.

You've never seen this many hot guys in one place; the problem is you're a very awkward person, and you have no idea how to approach a person of the opposite gender. Your best friend sees that you're uncomfortable so she drags you on the dance floor, and you show off your amazing skills.

However, when you take a break to catch your breath from all the dancing you look around and all the girls are dancing differently than you.

You decide to take a break from dancing and grab a drink with your girls. Then you see him, your perfect guy, standing alone in the corner.

With your psychic powers, which all females have, you communicate to your friends about the guy, and they smile and nod at his direction. But when you finally work up the courage he's gone. Knowing you missed your chance for happiness, you and your friends go out for a late night treat.

Your friend suggested online dating, you give it a shot, but all the guys are like...

So you decide to focus on yourself and your work.

But before you quit for good, you get a match and this guy is amazing; he looks oddly familiar but where do you know him from? Holy Geez! It's the guy from the club! You found your dream guy. Was this fate or destiny?


He sends you a message asking if you'd like to meet for coffee. You don't want to seem to desperate, so you wait a day until you give your answer.

Tonight's the night, you get ready and your girls give up a pep talk.


Now a couple months go by and you and your new boyfriend are still in the honeymoon phase.

Your friends are supportive, and love to make fun of y'all when your together, even going as far as making this face, when you kiss in front of them.

This is your first night alone with him, you don't know what to expect. He hugs embraces you and tells you to trust him, he starts to undress and then you see it.

Its not your first time, but your emotions are making your tummy turn, you ask to take it slow and understands. But you then in a fit of passion you find yourself surrounded by lust.

Your boyfriend takes you to a nice restaurant and hands you some flower he kisses your forehead and whispers into your ear

You smile and say it back. By this point you too have been through it all, but one night you have a terrible fight, where it seems like you might have to break up, you need space so you stay at a friends house.

It feels like you heart was ripped right out of your chest.

But then right when you feared that it was over, he came back and apologized. He brings you a gift to make up for the fight.

You don't care about the gift, you're just happy you aren't fighting anymore. You run into his arms and know everything will be better now. It's your first night together since you had your fight, he looks at you and kisses you on the forehead. Then right when you think everything will go back to normal it happens.

You farted, totally ruining the moment. He looks perplexed and stares at your blushing face, and starts to laugh. He makes a weird face and farts too. You are both sitting on the couch laughing.

You've made the year mark and are still happily in love. He takes you by the hand one day and kneels down on one knee and talks about growing old with you.

He makes you laugh and cry telling stories of all the adventures you had together, talking about the camping trip last month that was a horrible mistake.

He ends his story by asking you to spend the rest of your life with him, you say yes.

And you can guess the rest.

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