I love my bed. I'm obsessed with it. Sometimes I even start to think I'm in a relationship with my bed because it's, truly, my significant other. I always look forward to coming home and spending quality time with my bed. Here are some signs you'll recognize if you're also dating your bed:
1. All day long you think: When can I go lie in my bed?
2. When you're away for a long time, you miss your bed. You can't wait to be reunited with your bed again.
3. You're always trying to buy things for your bed, like new bedspreads, pillows, sheets. You spoil your bed. It deserves it.
4. You're protective over it. You don't want just anyone hanging out with your bed, especially if they make the covers a mess.
5. You make your bed (almost) everyday. You don't want to leave it a mess, and it always looks so nice when you come home. It's like it got all made up, waiting for you ;)
6. Your bed won't ever leave you. The only way your relationship with your bed ends is if you decide you want a new bed. Then you have a new bed to love and spoil and miss.
Love you, bed!