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Relatable Office Quotes

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

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Relatable Office Quotes

The Office is not just a hilarious comedy that ran for nine seasons — the dialogue is completely relatable. Michael Scott is literally my spirit animal. Everything he says I can completely relate with. He cracks me up with his quick wit and silly antics. The entire cast of characters on this show will make you crack a smile even on your toughest of days.

1. Convincing yourself that you are and will always be number one.

Michael Scott is obviously the best boss that everyone will ever have. He's hilarious and knows how to have a good time.

2. You ace a paper or exam that you literally knew nothing about and tell everyone how accomplished you are.

3. Someone you loathe entirely walks into the room or comments on something and you just die a little inside. Just them breathing in your presence annoys you.

There is literally nothing worse than someone you loathe who won't stop commenting or putting in their five cents. We get it. #ByeFelicia

4. When you only have a few credit hours away from graduating into the "real world."

7. When pizza is anything and everything. You whip out your handy dandy pizza pouch.

Pizza is life. Pizza makes me happy. If you don't like pizza, then we can't be friends.

8. When you're trying not to laugh in a serious situation. So you try to play it cool. But it's tearing you up inside.

9. When you're hungover and cannot function for the life of you.

"I'm dead inside." —Michael Scott

10. When you and your bestie have a heart to heart about your love life, and when you'll find your prince charming.

12. Wine is needed. It's been one of those long days, and you need half the restaurants stash of wine.

13. When the Uber finally arrives and everyone starts panicking trying to get their shit together and shot gunning their beers.

"Oh, my God! Okay, it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Everybody stay calm" —Michael Scott

14. When you are single and ready to mingle, but you're forever alone and you don't even have a prospect.

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