To all my awkward people out there, it happens. The inevitable awkward smile.. I totally get that. But hey, what are you gonna do? Don't worry, you're not alone. We're all a little awkward in our own ways-- embrace it. You're bound to find comfort in knowing that you're not the only one, and I'm sure we can all admit to getting through these awkward hardships.

1. When the person in front of you takes the last plate of food, and you don't know how to leave the line.

*Exit scene as quickly and naturally as possible*

2. When you drop your drink or food in front of everyone.

And... don't exist, and don't exist.

3. Pretending to be on the phone to avoid conversation.

"hghkshgkhgiufdgnjdfkgnfguhfdgkjsbfguifhgjfsbguifsghfsg" *delete and retype*

4. When you chime into the convo, but no one hears you.

*and fade out real quick*

5. When someone waves and you think it's to you.

Reverts to swatting fly escape method.

6. When you realize you're in the back of someone's picture.

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

7. When the treadmill throws a curve ball that's out of your league.

7.0...7.5....8.0....8.5..... *heart rate increases rapidly and not because you're exerting more energy than you ever have in your entire life*

8. When you miss your mouth eating.

*Checks to see if anyone saw*

9. When you go to leave, and they walk the same way.

*Silence, and a casual nod*

10. When the volume turns down but your singing voice doesn't.

At this point, accept defeat.

11. When someone asks you what you're eating.

Don't know why it's awkward, but it always will be.

12. Not being able to say whatcha want when ya want to.

I'm sorry.. I'm not a human being.