College registration has always been a difficult process, no matter where you went to school. However, it just proved to be too much for a local college student, whose frustrations over the process caused him to burst into flame.
When asked what happened, his roommate said, "I don't know, man. He was just trying to register for his classes when the whole website just crashed on him. This usually happens, but after an hour, the website still wasn't working."
Anyone who's ever registered for classes knows the race to get a seat in all of the classes is an intense race against the clock.
"I remember hearing him try calling the Registrar, but all he got was a robot voice instead of an actual person, ya know? That just made him, like, lash out and start screaming about how 'he just wants to register for his f***ing classes'."
That's when everything began to get intense fast.
"He's just in our room screaming and then he just burst into flame. That s*** was crazy. It was like that baby from 'The Incredibles' — it was that quick."
The student then ran to the shower to put out his frustration flames and actually came out pretty unscathed.
"I think we were both pretty shocked to find that he wasn't even really burned. Then again, neither of us had ever really experienced someone spontaneously bursting into flame, so I guess anything was possible, really."
After this whole ordeal, the student went back to his laptop and found the website to be working again. He registered for all of his classes successfully, only having to change a couple times of his classes.
When asked how his roommate is handling the knowledge of having this newfound power, his roommate responded with, "I'm pretty sure he spends any free time he has googling how to become an X-Men."
Let's hope Professor X can show him how to use his powers for good- or, at least, figure out how to make registration not as painful.
