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The Recipe For College Survival

Just add a few cups of tears and coffee.

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The Recipe For College Survival
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We all get overwhelmed with college classes, but I have a solution for you. Here I have put together the ultimate recipe for college survival, give or take a few ingredients.

1. Two tablespoons of Self-Discipline

I'm serious. Get that paper done. Those Instagram posts can wait until later, and so can your Snapchat story.

2. A cup of Rest

This ties in with self-discipline. Quit procrastinating and get some rest or you won't survive tomorrow night either.

3. A dash or two of Coffee

You have to stay awake somehow for those unavoidable late nights!

4. One-quarter cup of Tears

That stress can't stay inside you forever. Just let it out. Just make sure it's not in the middle of class.

5. A teaspoon of Punctuality

Make sure you at least glance at the maximum amount of absences in that syllabus before you sleep in!

6. At least 3 friends

It'll be a lot harder if you don't have a few people to keep you going.

7. A pinch of Suck-Up

Even if your grades suck, you gotta get on your professor's good side. Even sitting in the front and smiling occasionally can suffice.

8. 10 mg. of Anxiety Medication (optional)

For those who are feeling extra overwhelmed (me included.)

Now stir until well mixed and bake for 4-5 years, 3 if you're feeling extra studious.

Serve when done baking, with a diploma on the side. Congratulations!

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