Reasons why we don't work:

He hates Buffalo wings.

What guy doesn't like wings?

He doesn't drink Miller Lite while watching football;

He doesn't even have a favorite football team.

I asked him if he liked the Baltimore Ravens or the Philadelphia Eagles,

Because he claimed to love football,

But he doesn't even know who Carson Wentz is...

He claims to like Chinese food,

But doesn't know what an egg roll is.

He thinks it's an actual egg rolling on the counter.

Que?

Bet you he don't know what that means.

Claims he "watches" Kenan and Kel,

But doesn't know who loves orange soda.

When you say who loves orange soda?

He'll probably say some random name.

Is it Mike?

What?

I guess he doesn't know who Kel is...

I guess he doesn't really know me.

Reasons why we don't work:

He stands still,

while I hit the folks and mily rock.

Not literally.

For a dancer

He sure doesn't know what the

Harlem shake or the hill-toe is.