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14 Reasons why I am Louise Belcher

Everyone is an idiot and I'll one day be rich.

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Bob's Burgers is a very special show that is the cause of my many sleepless nights in college. If you are a rare species and have been living under a rock and somehow don't know what Bob's Burgers is, you are in for a treat. Bob's Burgers is a cartoon about the Belcher family who owns and operates a Burger joint underneath their apartment. With every binge worthy show, I often feel a connection with different character and with Bob's Burgers that character is Louise Belcher.

Louise is the youngest child of the bunch, and the sassiest. Much like her I am sarcastic, funny, and a little blunt. Louise Belcher speaks the truth at any cost, which is what I find most admirable about her. And even though shes a nine year old little girl, the bunny eared "tike" is wise beyond her years, which is why, I believe, Louise Belcher is every aspect of who I am!

Here's why:

1: She Completely Understands 8 am Classes


Any one who has ever zombied their way out of bed and across campus knows the horror of 8 am classes.


2: When people tell me that it's better after college

No it's not! I have friends who have graduated.


3: She knows the struggle of "The Feels"



College is weird and so are the people there. We're just being smart and waiting for a serious relationship.


4: Being completely honest on how you should pay for Student Loans


College is expensive and it's survival of the fittest. However, if that's not your style...


5: There is always an alternative...


Hey! It worked for Mr. White...ish.


6: Watching Project Presentations.


It doesn't matter what the content, there's something about monotone people, reading Wikipedia info like a script that just make me want to drive off a cliff.


7: And the always dreaded Group Projects



Why do professors even assign group work? Don't they see the meme's on the internet?


8: Taking care of a freshman at a party



Babysitting is no fun when they will continue to count on you. You can lead them to water, but you can't make them drink. right?


9: Keeping up with politics.



Between an Umpa Loompa, a criminal, and a socialist, we are screwed. I guess everyone is moving to Canada.



10: Meeting you Tinder match irl


Damn selfie sticks are making pictures look better and better. It's all about the angle.


11: That ex that won't quit bothering you.



Block the number and take you chances on Tinder. Or meet them irl. Your choice.


12: HAPPY HOUR!


Nothing like a cold Fireball and Dr. Pepper to end the week. Or start it!


13: Dealing with friends who just want to "meet someone"



It never works out for them, but they keep trying. Pour a shot and move on.


14: When people ask why I am still in college?



That's the goal. Life of debt to live comfortably.

Someday.

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