Once every four years, the world has the pleasure of watching men play soccer. It really is a blessing to us all.
If you disagree now, you won't in just a few finger scrolls.
Yes, believe it or not, there is more to it than watching Messi or Ronaldo. Crazy concept!
While it's happening in Russia, it's available on TV, so here are six reasons, in no particular order, to tune-in to the World Cup.
1. Butts
http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2014/06/12/World-Cup-2014-10-Reasons-You-Should-Be-Watching
Pictures speak a thousand words... need I say more?
2. Quality Soccer
https://www.tumblr.com/search/cristiano%20ronaldo%20skills
This one is for the real soccer fans. The World Cup is a great way to admire your idols as they embarrass your enemies' idol. These guys will also make you feel better that you did not make your high school soccer team. There really are people out there with better skill... sorry.
3. Not Quality Soccer
http://www.sportingnews.com/other-sports/news/trinidad-and-tobago-2-united-states-1-usa-fail-to-qualify-for-world-cup/1ug5vs0pzkle116r6fb3shxvvf
If real soccer isn't your thing, this one will still give you a little bit of happiness. Watching grown men throw themselves on the floor and whine like a 7-year-old is quite a sight to see. I think a middle school girl could hold her own better than some of these men.
4. Pleasing To The Eye
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/sexiest-soccer-stars-playing-2014-world-cup-gallery-1.1814160?pmSlide=1.1814145
Gerard Piqué. Matt Hummels. Ramadan Sobhi. André Silva. Fahad Al-Muwallad. Alireza Jahanbakhsh. Go ahead and look them up. Watch their game. You can thank me later.
5. Funny Faces From The Crowd
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/iconic-sad-brazilian-world-cup-fan-shares-trophy?utm_term=.wo8w0wXzK#.scXb9bqL2
People watchers!! This one is for you! Nothing is better than watching people's reactions in the crowd when something happens on the field. A soccer game can reallyyy be life changing, or so they act like it.
6. Countries Come Together
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/world-cup-2018-betting-odds-12257423
Thirty-two countries meet up every four years to battle it out at one of the world's most competitive sport tournaments. You and your rivals could never.
Now that I have thoroughly convinced you to watch a World Cup soccer game, go turn one on and enjoy before it ends!