If you watch "New Girl", you know that it is the epitome of amazing. A gift from the FOX gods. It is such an underrated show that doesn't get nearly enough credit. It is so hilarious and has a very diverse cast with so many different personalities. If you are caught up on all of the seasons like me, you are probably going through withdrawals. Not to worry! I have compiled a list of some of the funniest quotes and moments from the show, for reminiscing purposes.
1. Schmidt reliving his childhood.
"I had figure skating lessons until I was thirteen. Then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy."
2. When Jess was NOT okay with Cece and Schmidt dating
Jess: "Two moons have passed since you started doing it?"
Winston: "Why do you start talking like a Native American when you get angry?"
Jess: "Two moons have passed!"
3. When Schmidt pretended to be a Romney to get girls
4. Schmidt's take on bathtubs.
"Bathtubs are just medieval filth cauldrons."
5. That time Jess started stressing over having kids
Jess: "I’m 30, I’m single, and I just started a new job. Tonight I used a bread roll to wipe butter off my face, and then I ate the bread roll, so I essentially used my face as a butter knife. I don’t think I’m ready to bring new life into this world, but…what if all that’s left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?"
6. When Nick basically summed up overly-fancy restaurants in one sentence.
7. When Cece, Coach and Nick got high and went to a party full of police officers
8. When Nick doubted his education
"I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words."
9. Winston's job interview
10. Fawn Moscato's subtle digs
11. Winston keeping it real, as usual.
"We're going to Best Buy for Black Friday. Or as I like to call it, Friday."
