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Funniest Moments From New Girl

5 seasons of comedy slightly condensed into one article.

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If you watch "New Girl", you know that it is the epitome of amazing. A gift from the FOX gods. It is such an underrated show that doesn't get nearly enough credit. It is so hilarious and has a very diverse cast with so many different personalities. If you are caught up on all of the seasons like me, you are probably going through withdrawals. Not to worry! I have compiled a list of some of the funniest quotes and moments from the show, for reminiscing purposes.

1. Schmidt reliving his childhood.

"I had figure skating lessons until I was thirteen. Then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy."

2. When Jess was NOT okay with Cece and Schmidt dating

Jess: "Two moons have passed since you started doing it?"
Winston: "Why do you start talking like a Native American when you get angry?"
Jess: "Two moons have passed!"

3. When Schmidt pretended to be a Romney to get girls


4. Schmidt's take on bathtubs.

"Bathtubs are just medieval filth cauldrons."

5. That time Jess started stressing over having kids

Jess: "I’m 30, I’m single, and I just started a new job. Tonight I used a bread roll to wipe butter off my face, and then I ate the bread roll, so I essentially used my face as a butter knife. I don’t think I’m ready to bring new life into this world, but…what if all that’s left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?"

6. When Nick basically summed up overly-fancy restaurants in one sentence.


7. When Cece, Coach and Nick got high and went to a party full of police officers


8. When Nick doubted his education

"I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words."

9. Winston's job interview


10. Fawn Moscato's subtle digs


11. Winston keeping it real, as usual.

"We're going to Best Buy for Black Friday. Or as I like to call it, Friday."

12. And one of my personal favorites

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