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13 Reasons Tinder Is The Literal Worst

The one app that everyone collectively hates yet obsessively uses.

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13 Reasons Tinder Is The Literal Worst

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all tried it. We're all on it. But that doesn't mean we actually like it.

1. The dick pics.

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Um, hello?

2. More dick pics.

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Oh god I didn't think it was possible to receive so many in such a short span of time.

3. DID I MENTION THE DICK PICS?!?

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WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT TO SEE YO DICK WHEN I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID HELLO?!?

4. Having to make a profile.

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How am I supposed to write something witty about myself while also being coy? Also how am I supposed to look hot yet not be too hot but also be cute but not too cute and also not seem like a freaking PHONY?!?

5. Swiping left so much your thumb starts to freeze up.

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It's a rough life out here for a bish.

6. Having to decide whether you swipe right for that guy you knew in high school who you thought was ehh but is now maybe kind of hot?

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I just....I just don't know what to do.

7. Seeing your ex.

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To swipe right or not swipe right that is the question.

8. Having to make nice conversation with a guy you realize you don't want to waste any more time on.

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I'm a nice person I SWEAR.

9. Or wasting time on the wrong one.

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You've been texting away and it seemed too good to be true...and yep, you were right. He ruined it. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?!?

10. Seeing your teacher on it.

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Well that was weird.

11. Swiping forever to find that one gem in a pile of rocks.

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WHY ISN'T THERE ANYONE SEEMINGLY DECENT ON THIS APP?!?

12. Not being able to keep track of all the different convos you're having.

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Was it Dave who had the dog? Or Mike? Wait no it was Kevin....

13. Realizing that Tinder is the only way people nowadays meet "the one."

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This can't be the place I meet my fucking soulmate I mean DID YOU SEE HOW MANY DICK PICS I RECEIVED TODAY??!

Even after all this nonsense, I will still continue to use Tinder (I am dumb). And so will you. And yes, both you and I will complain the entire time we are on it.

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