Sometimes in life it's hard to find your special someone. Even with apps like Tinder and Bumble, finding the perfect match still seems to be almost impossible. So I believe it is best to just stick to what you know. So here are seven reasons why potatoes are better than boys:
1. You can bring them home to your family, no questions asked
You can bring home french fries, mashed potatoes, and potato chips even, and every member of your family is going to be thrilled. Why wouldn't they be?
2. They can cheer you up when you're sad
I mean, clearly it worked for this chick.
3. They're all yours
With potatoes, you never have a reason to worry about someone else being in the picture. They'll always be waiting just for you.
4. You can make them do anything
Potatoes can be made into anything and they will never complain. Isn't just that enough proof?
5. They can be super cheesy, but in the best possible way
See what I did there?
6. They won't break your heart
Potatoes will always be there when you need them. They will never steer you wrong.
7. They won't break their promises
Potatoes will promise to taste good, always.