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10 Reasons Why Being A Masshole Is Wicked Awesome

You've seen plenty of these articles, but here's another to fuel your pride.

Megan Downing

Jun 07, 2016

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10 Reasons Why Being A Masshole Is Wicked Awesome

Being from Massachusetts is pretty cool in itself but it's getting to the next level that really counts.

1. Dunks

If you take the time to call it by it's entire name, you are doing it so wrong. I'm pretty pissed that when I typed in Dunks on Google, it brought up a ton of pictures of basketball players dunking the ball.

2. The Pats

They're wicked awesome, and if you think otherwise, I'm sorry, but you cannot be a Masshole. Belichick will just not stand for something like that.

3. Tom Brady, GOAT

The God gets a spot on here all to his own. He's every true Massachusetts' girls first crush (sorry, Mahkie Mahk). Ugh. Oh, and try and tell a Masshole that Brady is a cheater, I dare you.

4. Boston Strong

As the man Big Papi said himself, "This is our fuc*in city". And, ain't nobody gonna change that.

5. The Sox

National and historic legends, right here at home.

6. Lobstah!

You don't have to be wicked fancy or anything to love it. Besides, most of us are wicked laid bahk anyways.

7. Wicked

No, not the musical, but I'm talkin' about the original meaning of the word. Wicked is a top adjective for the asses of Mass. Most of us use it at least twice in every sentance. Oh, and long live the wicked pissah.

8. Driving like drunken, enraged and vulgar NASCAR drivers.

No apologies, and if you tell me to "go pahk my cah in Bahstan Yahd," I'm going to be sure to "pahk my cah" somewhere where the sun don't shine.

9. Cold winters and hot summers

Here in Mass, the perfect blend of every one of the four beautiful seasons blesses us each year, including every year the Pats win a Super Bowl, which is sort of a lot. The seasons almost change as quickly as our attitudes and road rage!

10. Massholes never stop loving Boston

No matter what happens, a true Masshole will aways have a sense of unwavering pride for the most beautiful city in the world.

I love you Massachusetts, rock on fellow Massholes.

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10 Reasons Why Being A Masshole Is Wicked Awesome

You've seen plenty of these articles, but here's another to fuel your pride.

1. Dunks

2. The Pats

3. Tom Brady, GOAT

4. Boston Strong

5. The Sox

6. Lobstah!

7. Wicked

8. Driving like drunken, enraged and vulgar NASCAR drivers.

9. Cold winters and hot summers

10. Massholes never stop loving Boston

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No matter how old you are.

1. Build a snowman

2. Start a snowball fight

3. Build a fort

4. Binge-watch Netflix

4. Look out the window

5. Grab coffee with a friend

6. Complete school or office work

7. Sleep

8. Read a book

9. Bake cookies

10. Drink hot cocoa

11. Go ice skating

12. Take a Walk

"I don't want to do things. I want to not do things."

1. When you look at the syllabus and realize there are only three weeks of the semester left; even though the first day was LITERALLY yesterday.

2. You look at your grades and realize they probably aren't as high as they should be, which is a terrifying realization.

3. When you think to yourself at night, "tomorrow, I will wake up early and go to the library ALL day, and, hell, maybe after I'll go to the gym for a little bit, just to push myself that extra mile."

4. Tomorrow actually comes. The inevitable and overpowering sense of procrastination is too strong to overcome.

5. But you DO end up going to the library. Not all day though, but still, a while. But no, you do not go to the gym. Still, you made an effort, so you decide to treat yo' self.

6. When you realize you need to schedule a meeting with your adviser because you need to sign up for classes next semester. But you also realize that since you waited until the last minute, you're going to get stuck with all of the crappy classes.

7. When you low-key try to slip into conversation with your professors that you need extra credit because you're that desperate.

8. When it's already the third time you've seen your adviser in two days because you have no damn clue what you're doing and need all the help you can get.

9. When you apply for a job associated with your major even though you have no experience, but you just want to dive headfirst into the deep end of adulthood and get it over with.

The world is not always sunshine and rainbows, and you do not have to be, either.

It would be so much easier to just pay someone to do it for you

1. Figuring out when to start

2. Searching through list after list to get everything you need

3. Shopping for deals

4. Getting bins to put everything in

5. Figuring what you can’t live without

6. Going through clothes to find what you need

7. Finding out your siblings took something from you

8. Fighting with your parents.

9. Trying to plan things with your roommate

10. The fear of forgetting something

11. Move in day

Relatable moments from one of the best shows I have ever watched.

1. When you fail that midterm you studied so hard for.

2. When your crush finally texts back.

3. When payday comes around.

4. When you accidentally like someone's picture from 108 weeks ago.

5. When someone takes your unassigned assigned seat.

6. When your favorite character in your favorite TV series dies.

7. When that guy/girl you’ve been crushing on agrees to go on a date with you.

8. When you have so much to do, and such little motivation to do it.

9. When someone asks for your last fry.

10. When you try a new health-food craze.

11. When you get new clothing.

12. When you check your bank account.

13. When they're serving good food in the dining hall.

14. When someone tries to tell you what to do.

15. Or just your thoughts about life in general.

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