Can we just give Kylie Jenner a round of applause for being completely obvious yet thinking she's being completely unobvious? Honestly truly, thank you, Kylie. When I heard Kylie was pregnant, I was shook and I wanted to drive to Calalabas myself, jump over the gate and.. I don’t know what else but just know I would’ve been on Dateline NBC for being a psychotic fan gone wrong.

Does everyone want to know if Kylie Jenner is pregnant?

Is she Kim’s surrogate?

Is it Travis Scotts?

As a devoted Kardashian/Jenner, I swear on the Kardashian bible that she’s pregnant and I have my evidence to back it up. Well, she better have a fetus of either one because I didn’t spend 63453 days analyzing Instagram photos, arguing with friends, and waiting for the 25th Christmas card photo just for her to play a trick on me.

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1. She hasn't posted a full body picture in 5 months.

Considering the fact that Kylie thrived off her body, and she miraculously gained all her weight in her boobs, and butt, it’s pretty bizarre for her to all of sudden not show her body. Well, yeah she’s posted throwbacks but the last up to date body photo was her best friend, Jordyn Woods’ bday. Other than that… No thigh crease, or butt shot. All we’ve seen is her neck, and maybe at the most a shoulder. Can you say shook?

2. Her sister's dodge the question.

In recent interviews, all of her sisters have dodged the question, In an interview with Ellen, her sister Khloe Kardashian awkwardly dodges the question saying “I don’t know, you have to ask Kylie.”

Usually, if a rumor isn’t true the Kardashians would typically confirm or deny. In this case, They’re answering these questions with vague responses and awesome media training which is so iconic yet so disrespectful. Good job Kris Jenner, you’re doing great sweetie.

3. The Calvin Klein ad

Everyone was in underwear.Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Kendall. BUT Kylie was in a nightgown? A nightgown that my mom probably wears to bed. On top of that, she was covered with a blanket. She could’ve easily shut down the rumors with this Ad, but instead, she wanted to keep our minds going crazy which causes us to go into a frenzy on social media. Well, it worked. Still no bump, and still no baby...

4. On an episode of KUWTK Kylie freaks out

On a recent episode of KUWTK, Kris gets a frantic call from Kylie saying that one of her employees were trying to take a picture of her in the kitchen. Kris walks off while on the phone with Kylie saying “Should we have her arrested?” Jail? I mean sure if Kylie was butt naked in the kitchen, that’s understandable but if it was just a selfie or a picture of her eating a salad it wouldn’t have caused such commotion. We see this every Sunday on the show?

5. She’s been MIA everywhere

She wasn’t on the Christmas card. She wasn’t at Khloe’s pregnancy reveal. She hasn’t been on snap chat besides posting $130 brushes but that's another story. Nothing… It’s very alarming but maybe she’s just taking a hiatus from social media, who knows. All I know is that I’m waiting for the arrival of the Kravis baby. I'm flying to Calabasas, TTYL!