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20 Reasons Houston Will Always Be Better Than Dallas

"Houston, we have a problem" and that problem is Dallas.

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20 Reasons Houston Will Always Be Better Than Dallas
Houston Texans

1. When astronauts have a problem, who do they call? Houston, not Dallas.

2. Houston's baseball stadium is air conditioned.

3. Dallas was never the capital of Texas.

4. We have Beyoncé AND Jay-Z by marriage.

5. There are 80 languages spoken in Houston every day.

6. Houston has the 8th Wonder of the World: The Astrodome.

7. J.J. Watt.

8. Houston = Houston, Dallas = Dallas-Forth Worth.

9. Forbes said it best, "Houston's the Coolest City in America."

10. Houston has the World's largest Livestock Show and Rodeo.

11. We have President George H.W. Bush.

12. Houston has more power. LITERALLY.

13. The port of Houston is the 10th largest port in the World. How many ports does Dallas have? Oh yeah.

14. The first human heart transplant was performed in Houston.

15. Our Mexican food is way better.

16. The Houston Rockets have more Hall of Famers than the Dallas Mavericks.

17. Houston has more parks.

18. Attention College Graduates: Houston has more jobs.

19. It's called "Clutch City" for a reason.

20. "Houston, we have a problem," and the problem is Dallas.

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