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14 Reasons You Need To Wife Up A Tailgating Queen

She loves the tailgate just as much as you do, if not more.

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14 Reasons You Need To Wife Up A Tailgating Queen

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As one of the greatest seasons approach us (football season) everyone gets excited about the big games. What comes before the game is even more important though. That's right... you guessed it: it's the tailgate that can make or break your game day. If you want a truly legendary tailgate then you must wife up a tailgating queen.

Here are all the reasons why you need to wife up the girl who lives for the tailgate.

1. They will make sure EVERYTHING one could need is there and more

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She might even have a First Aid kit just in case.

2. Everything will look picture perfect

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It will be decorated in tip top shape.

3. The food will be bomb

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4. EVERYONE will be there

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Don't worry, she'll make sure your boys are there.

5. Don't forget about all the games she'll bring

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She'll probably beat you at cornhole.

6. Of course there will be great music

7. And if you aren't going to the game, there will be a TV so you can watch it

8. Any type of drink you could want will be there

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Multiple types of beer? Check

9. She'll probably be the biggest fan

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10. She'll also make sure everyone is having a good time

11. Good pictures will be taken

Even if it's annoying at the time, you'll be thankful you have them later.

12. She might talk you out of doing something dangerous, but you'll thank her later

Even though jumping on a fold up table that's on fire seems cool, it probably is not the best idea.

13. She'll love tailgating as much as you

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That's some real wife material.

14. Overall, it will be a legendary tailgate

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