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12 Reasons You Should Date a Cosmetologist

All the benefits you didn't think about

Karina Clausen

Oct 17, 2016

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12 Reasons You Should Date a Cosmetologist

I have not personally gone to beauty school, but many of my friends are cosmotogolists. These are a few of the things they have told me make them great girlfriends.

1. We'll always help you with a bad hair day

2. We have perfected how to be great listeners

We have listened to every rant about a wayward relationship, have had input in multiple family disagreements, and many other things. A lot of people look forward to their appointments simply for the kind listening ears of cosmetologists.

3. We are dependable and trustworthy

We are used to the responsibility of making sure you leave with a great look so we are very careful and deliberate, as well as listening to many a heavy issue. What happens in the hair salon, stays in the hair salon.

4. We value creativity and originality

Nothing is off limits and every day could be a new adventure.

5. We enjoy variety so be ready to mix things up a lot! You will never be bored

6. We're a book of life lessons because we meet people from all walks of life

7. You will most likely get free haircuts and products

Although you may also be the Guinea pig for many.. creative ideas.

8. Our kids will be very trendy thanks to our eye for style

9. You will basically have a new girlfriend every few weeks because our haircut, hair style, or hair color changes so often

(But remember, looks aren't everything)

10. Unlike food industry jobs, we will come home smelling nice

11. Your parents will love us because we know how to talk to anyone

12. We understand careers that rely on good tips so we will always treat those in service industries well

Go find yourself a cosmetologist!

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All the benefits you didn't think about

1. We'll always help you with a bad hair day

2. We have perfected how to be great listeners

3. We are dependable and trustworthy

4. We value creativity and originality

5. We enjoy variety so be ready to mix things up a lot! You will never be bored

6. We're a book of life lessons because we meet people from all walks of life

7. You will most likely get free haircuts and products

8. Our kids will be very trendy thanks to our eye for style

9. You will basically have a new girlfriend every few weeks because our haircut, hair style, or hair color changes so often

10. Unlike food industry jobs, we will come home smelling nice

11. Your parents will love us because we know how to talk to anyone

12. We understand careers that rely on good tips so we will always treat those in service industries well

Go find yourself a cosmetologist!

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2. If you really care about your grades

3. When you get a new homework assignment

4. When people ask what you're going to do after college

5. When you see people who don't study and get good grades

6. We're all broke here

7. FREE FOOD IS FREE FOOD!

8. When it seems like everyone in class is smart - EXCEPT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR GROUP PROJECT!!

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Finding free food.

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31. That printers only break when you need them the most.

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33. That classes before 8 a.m. should be illegal.

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