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The Most Realistic Spring Break Check-List For College Girls EVER

Because work > that beach trip Becky is going on with all of your friends.

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The Most Realistic Spring Break Check-List For College Girls EVER
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Let's be real, most college students are not living it up on a beach in Cabo San Lucas. Here are seven things you are more likely to do on Spring Break:

1. MAKE THAT COIN SIS

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* "Work" by Rihanna blares in the background *

2. Take all of that coin and PAY THOSE BILLS

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"She Works Hard for the Money" is basically your life anthem by this point.

3. Do the 20 assignments that were assigned... over a Spring BREAK

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We love a professor who strategically assigns projects over break that will take 5+ plus to research and complete.

4. Vigorously self-tan at home so you aren't the only pale one when school is back in session

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*self tans once* *becomes an Instagram model Hollywood Tans advocate overnight*

3: Report to FAFSA everyone that is going to Florida in a five star Air BnB

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Were you not just counting quarters to buy a Starbucks last week?

6. Finally tackle that load of laundry on the floor

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Everest? Fuji? It was bound to be named a mountain by some point

7. Count down the days until ACTUAL Spring

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Let's be honest, the REAL Spring isn't coming for another two months.

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