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Real Life: Featuring Bob's Burgers

"I'm No Hero, I Put On My Bra One Boob At A Time." -Tina Belcher

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Real Life: Featuring Bob's Burgers
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Just like any other person on the world, we all have that one that tv show that we call onto for our guilty pleasure. We will watch that show whenever we are sad, bored, in the middle of a snack time, before bed, and even right when you wake up. That show for me is Bob's Burgers. There is something about that goofy, hilarious show that is extremely relevant to my life, and there are moments where each of the characters are basically me in a nutshell.

1. Road Rage

Linda Belcher. She definitely has this one down in the books. Nothing irritates me more than getting stuck behind someone who is going twenty miles per hour under the speed limit or does not know how to use their turn signal. I am 110% positive that I look like this while I am driving.

2. School, Work, Practice, Social Life? HELP!

Tina, Tina, Tina. Seriously, going to college full time, having a part-time job, being a collegiate athlete, and trying to have a social life is exhausting. Pretty sure my roommates can agree on this and after a hard day of classes and then a hard practice on top of that, all I can say is "UHHHH".

3. Shower Time.

Don't you dare sit there and read this and tell me this is not what you look like when you are in the shower jamming out to Justin Bieber or Beyonce.

4. The Day After.

We all do it. Let's post this and that all up on Snapchat when we go out, thinking that we all look so cute and the bomb.com but in all reality, we look like a hot mess.The only thing we can think about the next day is how fast we can delete everything and try to make sure nobody truly sees how much of a hot mess we really were the night before.

5. Class Cancellation.

Early morning class cancellation emails that your 8:30am is canceled. All you want to do is just lay there in bed or treat yourself to a spa day but in reality, you can't do that because life sucks and you have a good four papers to still work on.

6. Crushes.

Cyber stalking your crush has to be your number one past time, let's be real. We all do it.

7. Family Activities.

When you finally come home for winter break and as soon as you walk into the house, your parents have these plans that involve you getting ready to spend hours and hours answering those; "Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?" "How is college?" "Did you pass your classes/tests?" "What do you plan on doing with your life after school?" questions, and you'd think after answering those questions during Thanksgiving break, your family would kind of just leave it alone for a little bit.

8. Later Haterz.All I can say is, "later haterz."

9. Finals Week.The only time during the year that we dread the most. FINALS WEEK. You might as well just start praying 2 weeks ahead of time.

10. New Outfits, and Finally Being Able To Wear Them.

Happiness is buying a brand new outfit for the first weekend you get to go out with your girlfriends and finally putting it on and just standing there twirling like an idiot in front of the mirror.

11. Is Today Tuesday or Friday?

After spending hours and hours, then days and days in the library, you kind of forget what day it is. This has happened to me a few times in the last 3 years of being a college student, and it gets even worse during finals week.

12. What Do You Mean I Have 3 Papers and 5 Exams All Next Week?

Pretty sure this one is self-explanatory.

13. "This is Me." -Gene Belcher

Going home and telling your parents about this new hobby you're into and they kinda just look at you and shake their head, and think, "What the actual heck is wrong with you?" Yes Dad, this is my passion now, and it's a part of me and I am a part of this.

14. Everything is Going to Be Alright.

Trying to be the mom-like figure in your group of friends and when they just get dumped and you end up being more upset about the situation than they actually are. You're just acting like that heartbroken mother and they just sit there and accept the help because they can't tell you no because it'll just break your heart even more.



I seriously have this unconditional love for Bob's Burgers and honestly, Bob's Burgers is the only thing that could represent my life perfectly. Hopefully, this little insight on how things in my life go opens your eyes and maybe it can represent your life as well.



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