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The 3 Steps To Getting On Some Real HOT GIRL SHIT!

These are some tips on how to live your best hot girl summer

Frances Smile

Jul 11, 2019

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The 3 Steps To Getting On Some Real HOT GIRL SHIT!

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Are you a stalli? Standing at 5'8 and above or are you a Pony? Standing at 5'5 and below? Nevertheless, we are all on the same team. If you are confused from what I am referring to...girl where have you been!? This is a hot girl summer, the term "real hot girl shit" was founded by Megan thee Stallion, aka Tina Snow aka Meg. She is a new rapper in the industry to a few, but a lot of fans know she has been rocking with the rap game for a long time. She is an H TOWN HOTTIE! Born and raised in Houston, Texas; just like Queen Bee, Beyonce. Nevertheless, Meg is putting her name on the map and teaching all of us how to be on our hot girl shit.

Steps to becoming a hot girl:

Do not give the kitty up to anybody!

Fans know Meg teaches the hot girls we are the diamond and have all the miners at our neck! Don't have these niggas mining for diamonds all the time or they gonna end up hitting concrete! But in all seriousness ladies protect yourselves HIV is real STDs is real and another thing SOUL TIES are real!

Stack up like a stripper!

Its the summertime, perfect time to be on our hot girl shit, but as we know being a hot girl isn't all fun and games. As hot girls we baggin these internships, jobs that pay over minimum wage and running businesses. Keeping money in our pockets protects us from depending on our sugar daddies all the time! Seriously stack your money you never know what festivities may pop up and when you wanna get lit lit!

Real ass women support each other!

Last thing ladies ain't nothing worse than women bashing other women! As a hot girl, we embrace our beauty but also acknowledge and love other women as well. We can do so much better as a whole and showing the future generation of females on how to treat each other if we start this movement. You never know where being nice could get you, a new job promotion, free lunch or shit maybe a free trip!

That's all for this post! I could spill so many more beans about being a HOTGIRL but I want to be ladylike (if you catch my drift). I hope you all find your inner hot girl! And if you have not already stream Megan thee stallion! Other than that let me get back to driving the boat!!!

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Do not give the kitty up to anybody!

Stack up like a stripper!

Real ass women support each other!

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Living in the dorms can tear down your immune system.

1. Drink lots of tea with honey.

2. Get a good amount of rest.

3. Make an appointment with the health center or at a doctor's office.

4. Stock up on soup and crackers.

5. If you are able to, go home.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

1.Shower

2. Sleep

3. Schedule

4. Eat Well

5. Exercise

6. Socialize

7. Be on Time

8. Chillax

9. Journal/Pray/Reflect

10. Gain Perspective

11. Do what works for you

Leslie gets it.

Your professor mentions there's a test in a few days and you didn't know about it.

You spend all day long in class and now realize you also have to spend the next few nights awake studying.

You take out your textbook and notes, but don't have the energy to actually read them.

You keep reading the same sentence over and over, but it still doesn't make sense.

You can’t focus, and your roommate suggests you go to the library.

You realize there are still over 50 pages left to read.

You reach the two-hour mark of studying and get delirious and want to give up.

You take a Netflix and snack break.

Your friends told you they were staying in with you to study, but they end up going out.

Your friends ask why you need to study instead of having fun.

Your friends send you pictures of them out having fun, but you're stuck in the library and want to run away.

You walk out of the test and realize staying in and studying was worth it because you definitely aced it.

No, I'm not mad, that's just my face

1. You can't control it.

2. You are not always pissed off.

3. Most of the time, you're just fine.

4. Usually, nothing is wrong.

5. Sometimes, you use it to your advantage.

6. But you actually are approachable most times.

7. Fake smiling is tough.

8. You are not actually a b***h.

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with.”

1. “What am I supposed to do if everything doesn’t work out like it does in my head?”

2. “I really hope everything I’ve learned can be used to make a difference one day.”

3. “I didn’t think it would be this hard.”

4. “I wonder what would have happened if I did _______”

5. “I wish my parents were here.”

6. “Should I get another job?”

7. “Are my grades good enough?”

8. “How long will it even take me to get to where I want to be?”

9. “What should I get my graduate degree in?”

10. “What am I going to do when my meal card runs out?”

11. “Am I where I need to be?”

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